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Met Wife: I'm a Team Player
New York Post ^
| December 1, 2004
| Richard Johnson
Posted on 12/01/2004 3:26:31 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
December 1, 2004 -- ANNA Benson, the former model and stripper who is married to Mets pitcher Kris Benson, vowed yesterday that if she ever catches her husband cheating, she'll have sex with all his teammates. "If I'm lining them up," Anna said, "I'll [also] circle into other teams. Whatever team he's playing, I will s- - -w all them too."
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TOPICS: Sports
KEYWORDS: baseball; benson; mets; mlb; screw; stern; sw
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Crass.
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Sounds like she's got a plan.
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posted on
12/01/2004 3:28:25 PM PST
by
MisterRepublican
("I must go. I must be elusive.")
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Revenge cheating, always a good way to solve the problem... (not)
3
posted on
12/01/2004 3:28:59 PM PST
by
DTogo
(U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
No wonder Pedro wants to sign with the Mets.
4
posted on
12/01/2004 3:29:03 PM PST
by
So Cal Rocket
(Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
To: MisterRepublican
Nice to see a lady with some class.
5
posted on
12/01/2004 3:29:04 PM PST
by
CitadelArmyJag
("Tolerance is the virtue of the man with no convictions" G. K. Chesterton)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Ah, Sounds like a real classy bitch!
6
posted on
12/01/2004 3:29:31 PM PST
by
aShepard
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Fave group sex joke of 14 years ago:
Did you hear about Magic Johnson? The whole team's getting BEHIND him!
7
posted on
12/01/2004 3:29:48 PM PST
by
Clemenza
(Gabba Gabba Hey!)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
She sounds like a democrat.
8
posted on
12/01/2004 3:29:52 PM PST
by
exnavy
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Please God, tell me they have not and will not procreate.
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
gives new meaning to terms like "bat boy" and "designated
hitter"
10
posted on
12/01/2004 3:30:47 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
(Justice of the Piece: Hope IS on the way...)
To: exnavy
If she did that, I doubt she'd have any grass left on her infield.
11
posted on
12/01/2004 3:30:57 PM PST
by
dirtboy
(Tagline temporarily out of commission due to excessive intake of gin-soaked raisins)
To: Clemenza
As a Spartan....say it ain't so!
12
posted on
12/01/2004 3:31:26 PM PST
by
Dan from Michigan
("now we got this guy in the Oval office who don't take no sh*t from no gimpy little countries!")
To: Clemenza
But looks better than the mom of Sonny's love child who turned into Andy Garcia's character. :-)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
14
posted on
12/01/2004 3:32:05 PM PST
by
bikepacker67
("This is the best election night in history." -- DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe 11/2/04 8pm)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
She's not even *close* to being cute enough to score with most pro baseball players...
15
posted on
12/01/2004 3:32:24 PM PST
by
Southack
(Media Bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
From the last paragraph:
"I helped with negotiations . . . I went back and forth a lot with that. He didn't even have anything to do with that. I did that deal . . . I laid out a lot of the terms."
Heh, heh... I'll bet. Frankly, it doesn't sound like this sort of thing is new or unusual for her. Ha.
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posted on
12/01/2004 3:33:16 PM PST
by
Who dat?
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Channeling Teresa?
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posted on
12/01/2004 3:33:52 PM PST
by
rocksblues
(No more Kerry, no more polls!)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Damn, I can't work out the missing word here: "Whatever team he's playing, I will s- - -w all them too."
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posted on
12/01/2004 3:34:22 PM PST
by
kiwi_hawk
(Religion of Peace)
To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
It gets better.
Stern asked: "What if your husband, the great pitcher, comes to you and says, 'Honey, I need two women at the same time. I need you to do that for me?' "
Anna replied, "You know, if that's what he came to me and said that he needed, then that's what he would get, because he is my entire universe. I adore my husband. He's a saint . . . he took me out of hell" — a reference to her years on her own.
So let me get this straight. If he cheats on her without her consent it's not okay. But if he cheats on her when she is in the same room, it's okay?
To: dirtboy
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posted on
12/01/2004 3:35:25 PM PST
by
exnavy
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