Posted on 11/22/2004 4:30:39 PM PST by genefromjersey
Had to share this one !!
The government of New Zealand is trying to battle the spread of sexually transmitted diseases,as I discovered during my morning Google search.
They have come up with a slogan I have to pass along:
"No rubbah - No Hubba-Hubba ! "
Lord have mercy *lol*
So wear protection when you tend the sheep.
I was always partial to "before you attacker cover your wacker"
Thanks..it's a hoot..but I just have to ask...could you describe for us the parameters of your morning Google search that unearthed this little gem....with a talent like that, you cold probably Google the location of Saddam's WMDs..
Surely there's a place for "Bubba" amid the rubbahs and hubbas.
I like that....reminds me of the old joke about the travelling salesman and the farmer's daughter. His car breaks down, the farmer puts him up for the night, but tells him not to fool around with his daughter. Of course, he does, and the next morning, as he's sneaking out of the house, he's confronted by the farmer, who points the shotgun at him, and tells the salesman that before he leaves, if the girl is pregnant, he has to give her a name for the child..The salesman puts down his bag, takes a rubber out of his pocket and says.."If he gets out of here, you can call him Houdini.."
LOL, cute
Well, it's a darn sight better than "no glove, no love".
Or the old standby "wrap your willie."
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