Debates are over Where is the bump they promised? Edwards grabs my ass
What if I don't win? Theresa will cut me off Stalked by Hillary
Things just can't get worse Going back to Ohio Teddy wants to drive
1 posted on
10/19/2004 8:59:48 PM PDT by
abn11b
To: abn11b
Things just can't get worse
Going back to Ohio
Teddy wants to drive ROTFLMAO!!! (can't... breathe.... gasp)
Oh man, I cannot top that one. But I'll try to contribute:
I'm a francophile
Les Francaises m'aiment, bien sur,
After me, the storm!
(That's a King Louie, "apres moi, le deluge" joke, for those not familiar enough with French to mock them on their own turf.)
2 posted on
10/19/2004 9:11:11 PM PDT by
wizardoz
("Crikey! I've lost my mojo!")
To: abn11b
You're very good at haiku!
Airy-fairy John
Flits with social butterfly
White House illusion.
3 posted on
10/19/2004 9:13:10 PM PDT by
Veto!
(Kerry wears a tutu, TeRAYza wears the pants)
To: abn11b
Democrat love fest
Kerry, Edwards, left-wing nuts
All flunk global test
5 posted on
10/19/2004 9:19:14 PM PDT by
My2Cents
(http://www.conservativesforbush.com)
To: abn11b
A lost election...
but then think about it now,
Still a billionaire.
6 posted on
10/19/2004 9:20:53 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
I'm Going to France...
Jerry's got nothing on me
I'm Going to France!
7 posted on
10/19/2004 9:21:14 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
Maybe I coulda...
If I'd been more antiBush.
Maybe I shoulda...
8 posted on
10/19/2004 9:21:35 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
Nobody likes me
Everybody does hate me
Guess I'll go eat worms
9 posted on
10/19/2004 9:23:27 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
see my magic hat
the spook gave it to me there
in Cambodia
11 posted on
10/19/2004 9:26:43 PM PDT by
Hugin
To: abn11b
Heinz's gigolo,
Tried to tell us of his plans,
Fifty-seven kinds!
12 posted on
10/19/2004 9:27:20 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
Very rich heiress,
May wish. But lying husband
Never makes First Lady
13 posted on
10/19/2004 9:27:28 PM PDT by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: abn11b
Two thousand and four.
Ter-ay-za pour me a glass.
I need more botox.
15 posted on
10/19/2004 9:30:06 PM PDT by
getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL
(libˇerˇal - noun: šA person who is so open-minded that their brains have fallen out)
To: abn11b
Tereza's raisins;
Jean Kerry's secret health plan?
Drink that fifth of Gin.
16 posted on
10/19/2004 9:30:20 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: doug from upland
17 posted on
10/19/2004 9:31:09 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
Beck Boy did me wrong.
Channeled voices? A lawyer?
Had no gravitas.
18 posted on
10/19/2004 9:34:29 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
the autumn leaves fall
I assemble my lawyers
if we lose, we win
19 posted on
10/19/2004 9:35:30 PM PDT by
Yaelle
To: abn11b
All so many ways..
Kick myself again and again.
Just like Albert Gore.
21 posted on
10/19/2004 9:37:30 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
strong in my khakis
throwing balls on the tarmac
I look very good
23 posted on
10/19/2004 9:38:22 PM PDT by
Yaelle
To: abn11b
Oh no, not again
won't the Swifties ever stop
running those damned ads?
24 posted on
10/19/2004 9:39:28 PM PDT by
Hugin
To: abn11b
Election is soon.
No time to go skiing now.
I need more photos!!!
25 posted on
10/19/2004 9:40:27 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
To: abn11b
By the way, how old is the little one? I miss burping a baby.
30 posted on
10/19/2004 9:43:24 PM PDT by
Yaelle
To: abn11b
Silky pony mane
Edwards why won't you love me
Your wife is a beast
31 posted on
10/19/2004 9:45:03 PM PDT by
rocky88
(" John Kerry: The boy with his nose pressed up against the glass.")
To: abn11b; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Lanky Lurchlike lib,
He is the man with the plan:
A big tax haiku.
To: abn11b
Insulted the troops.
Hanoi Jane and John told lies
Made it his life's work.
35 posted on
10/19/2004 9:49:21 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b
Have I told you yet?
I am a Vietnam vet
Offensive as Tet.
To: abn11b
I served my country
They were war criminals
vote for me I served
39 posted on
10/19/2004 9:57:21 PM PDT by
aft_lizard
(Actually i voted for John Kerry before I voted against him.)
To: abn11b
Liquid tomatoes
Money pouring slowly out
Anticipation
To: abn11b
Dogs covered in Ketchup
fifty overseas factories
makes john a liar
41 posted on
10/19/2004 10:03:56 PM PDT by
aft_lizard
(Actually i voted for John Kerry before I voted against him.)
To: abn11b
This is my birthright
I deserve all the power:
The cartel promised!
I know what I'll do--
I'll insert the old "L" word;
Christians don't like that.
I just don't get it!
Instead of staying away,
They're voting for Bush!
43 posted on
10/19/2004 10:10:53 PM PDT by
Scothia
(If you pray for rain, prepare to deal with some mud.)
To: abn11b
Kerry performed well,
Then "Mary's a lesbian"
Now he will lose bad.
To: abn11b
Pretty little pills.
One a day for mental health.
"No pain... lights... go... out..."
54 posted on
10/19/2004 10:57:38 PM PDT by
weegee
(Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
To: abn11b; martin_fierro; mikrofon
I approved this thread
Haikus pass the global test
Orient Express
To: abn11b
No Haiku, how about a limerick?
There once was a man named John Kerry
His ideas as President were scary
He flips on this
And flops on that
And his running mate looks like a fairy
63 posted on
10/20/2004 4:29:55 AM PDT by
fredhead
(War is cruelty, and you cannot refine it - Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman)
To: abn11b
Not a liberal
what then, lying sack of sh*t?
Tereza's toadie
64 posted on
10/20/2004 5:26:16 AM PDT by
tx_eggman
("There is no safety for honest men but by believing all possible evil of evil men." --Edmund Burke)
To: abn11b
Kerry has a plan
Bush has some secret plans
I plan to vote Bush
66 posted on
10/20/2004 8:10:54 AM PDT by
So Cal Rocket
(Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
To: abn11b; SortaBichy; RanchoStash
Walking on water,
I will let them rise and walk.
Why did Edwards talk?
67 posted on
10/20/2004 10:22:41 AM PDT by
ErnBatavia
(Democrats: appear in September, leavin' November 3 - worse than a 1-night stand...)
To: abn11b
I have a good plan
But I will not tell the world,
It is the best plan
69 posted on
10/21/2004 1:33:46 PM PDT by
melbell
(groovy)
To: abn11b
Expected to walk in mud--
Goosehunting is crude.
Then Edwards came up behind.
70 posted on
10/21/2004 1:40:49 PM PDT by
Palladin
(Proud to be a FReeper!)
To: abn11b
I am not a dork!
The S.O.B. pushed me down
Like my pumpkin tan?
72 posted on
10/21/2004 3:17:41 PM PDT by
Nea Wood
(I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.)
To: abn11b
They say I flip-flop
But Teresa speaks her mind
Costing me the job
I'm a moderate
One consistent position
Bush is mean to me
Edwards is a twit
I should have chosen Howard
Screaming Dean gets votes
Michael Moore's my friend
But I sent him out-of-state
Eating all my food
Oh brother. This was a good idea. I'm sure I'll be back, because I'll still be thinking up Haikus long after I've logged off. Thanks a lot! :o
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