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Couple allegedly has sex at the Alamo
Drudge ^
| October 11, 2004
| Associated Press
Posted on 10/11/2004 5:36:32 PM PDT by null and void
SAN ANTONIO -- Tourists at the Alamo saw something besides historical exhibits at the shrine of Texas independence. A couple who witnesses say were having sex Sunday at the downtown mission landed in jail, according to police.
An Alamo security officer caught the two having sexual intercourse near a public viewing area about 5:30 p.m., a police report stated.
(Excerpt) Read more at boston.com ...
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: doyarememberanything; irememberthealamo; peeweeherman; rideemcowboy; yeehaw
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They'll Remember the Alamo!
To: null and void
better than what ozzy osbourne did to the alamo...
To: null and void
"Yeaaahh Baby....that's one for Santa Ana, and....that's one for Davy Crockett....and...oh,yeeaaahhhh...that's one for Sam Houston.....and......
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posted on
10/11/2004 5:38:29 PM PDT
by
EagleUSA
To: flashbunny
Ozzy apologized and was welcomed back. Ten bucks says these cretins won't, unless a judge so orders.
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posted on
10/11/2004 5:38:29 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
To: Servant of the 9; sweetliberty; ValerieUSA; grannie9; Lakeshark; catpuppy
Pinging the usual suspects...
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posted on
10/11/2004 5:38:58 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Bring the War on Terror to an elementary school near you! Vote for Kerry...)
To: null and void
If the jails in San Antonio de Bexar are anything like I've heard them described, the couple might very well still be having sex. With other people though.
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posted on
10/11/2004 5:39:10 PM PDT
by
asgardshill
(Got a lump of coal? Tell Mary Mapes to 'shove it' - in 2 weeks you'll have a diamond.)
To: Xenalyte
What's your estimate of their residence? Single-wide or double-wide, porch or no porch?
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posted on
10/11/2004 5:39:35 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
(SKYBIRD SKYBIRD DO NOT ANSWER...SKYBIRD SKYBIRD DO NOT ANSWER)
To: Poohbah
Single, with porch. And some tires on the roof. Further, the single contains two children, both hers, none his.
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posted on
10/11/2004 5:40:45 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Lord, I apologize . . . and be with the starving pygmies in New Guinea amen.)
To: asgardshill
This is your a$$:
*
This is your a$$ in jail:
O
Any questions?
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posted on
10/11/2004 5:41:03 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Bring the War on Terror to an elementary school near you! Vote for Kerry...)
To: Poohbah
Ummm Barracks, actually...
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posted on
10/11/2004 5:41:33 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Bring the War on Terror to an elementary school near you! Vote for Kerry...)
To: null and void
I promised Mom I wouldn't laugh out loud at any more prison sex jokes.
But geez ...
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posted on
10/11/2004 5:41:54 PM PDT
by
asgardshill
(Got a lump of coal? Tell Mary Mapes to 'shove it' - in 2 weeks you'll have a diamond.)
To: asgardshill
OK, maybe I was stretching the point a bit...
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posted on
10/11/2004 5:43:06 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Bring the War on Terror to an elementary school near you! Vote for Kerry...)
To: asgardshill
Re your tag line.
I gave my daughter coal in her stocking for Christmas.
She was delighted...
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posted on
10/11/2004 5:44:15 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Bring the War on Terror to an elementary school near you! Vote for Kerry...)
To: null and void
Ted Kennedy was at the Alamo?
To: null and void
Whats the motto, Be all you can be...
Some of the armys finest.
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posted on
10/11/2004 5:45:35 PM PDT
by
cynicom
(<p)
To: null and void
Its actually a retool of a line from Ferris Bueller, but I understand where you're coming from as well.
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posted on
10/11/2004 5:48:41 PM PDT
by
asgardshill
(Got a lump of coal? Tell Mary Mapes to 'shove it' - in 2 weeks you'll have a diamond.)
To: flashbunny
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posted on
10/11/2004 5:49:07 PM PDT
by
Buck W.
(The Berger archive scandal, aka the Folies Bergere! How apropos: It's French!)
To: null and void
LOL! That's so bad, it's good!
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posted on
10/11/2004 5:49:14 PM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
(Kerry has more positions than the Kama Sutra)
To: Buck W.
IIRC, he used it as a urinal.
To: null and void
Geeeze. Get a room, people!
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posted on
10/11/2004 5:53:41 PM PDT
by
.38sw
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