ONE HOT MAMA (Susan Saradon actually thinks anybody wants to see her naked)

New York Post ^ | October 11, 2004

[Area Freeper]

AT the ripe old age of 58, Susan Sarandon is still being pursued to pose for Playboy. "They have been talking to me for years," the star tells "Access Hollywood," adding, "I got a lot of lunches out of Playboy." Sarandon says that even if she decided to pose, her children would definitely have a word or two to say about it. "I can't do it now because my kids would kill me," she says. "My boys are just getting to the age where they are starting to look for Playboy magazine, so I don't think it's going to fly with them."

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[jdm]

"My boys are just getting to the age where they are starting to look for Playboy magazine, so I don't think it's going to fly with them."

How old are her boys? 35 and 38?

[dagoofyfoot]

Oh crap!

[dirtboy]

Speaking of Sarandon, what I want to know is how someone named brand of women's blouses Sag Harbor.

[CindyDawg]

It's not easy being a mother. Lot's of hard decisions must be made :')

[Casloy]

I still enjoy turning down the sound and just looking at her.

[SirLurkedalot]

I think Susan should get over herself. Bull Durham was what, like 15 years ago?

[kellynla]

don't flatter yourself, Sarandon...
the only one who wants to see Sarandon naked is Sarandon. LMAO
just a verrrrry cheap publicity stunt!

[Area Freeper]

[exile]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ms. Sarandon, with all due respect, no one wants to see your flapjacks.

[Stag]

WOW, I didn;t think it was possible to have the dry heaves without having alcohol in my system

[zygoat]

Who in the world would want to view that bug eyed piece of bleached out roadkill in the nude? YUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK!

[Constitution Day]

Excuse me while I go claw my eyes out.

[ProudEagle]

Aww please...I'm sitting here eating breakfast and you had to bring up the visual of that butt ugly mutt nude??? Sheesh

[buffyt]

Egad! I didn't know they had a section for aging stars.... LOL

[rickmichaels]

"I got a lot of lunches out of Playboy."

If I ever have the misfortune of seeing her naked, I'll lose my lunch instantly.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Egg-in-a-sock implants. Yippee.

[Free_at_last_-2001]

"My boys are just getting to the age where they are starting to look for Playboy magazine, so I don't think it's going to fly with them." - Wow definitely a candidate for “mom of the year” award! What a wonderful person.

[bmwcyle]

Old Bag alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cripplecreek]

Did somebody say "flapjacks"?

[Doc Savage]

My Eyes!!!! My Eyes!!! Their burning, their melting!!! Oh the Humanity!!!!!!!!!!!

[wideawake]

Any pictorial would include photographic techniques sophisticated enough to make her seem as if she the form of an Anna Kournikova.

There will be no Tim Robbins-eye-view.

[ThirstyMan]

Ha ha! that's right. No story here folks, keep moving.

[dagoofyfoot]

Why did you have to go and do that?


As if Monday mornings don't suck enough already without seeing that wench...

[peyton randolph]

The new movie, Team America, takes a well-deserved swipe at Sarandon. IMHO, she should be posing for the AARP magazine.

[exile]

Gadzooks! Well, I guess lunch isn't an issue now.

[AmericanChef]

-"I got a lot of lunches out of Playboy."-

And it's starting to show, along with your wrinkles, so please keep your clothes on.

[Servant of the 9]

If she had doen it at the time "Rocky Horror Picture Show" came out, she could have definitely sold some magazines, but now?

So9

[camle]

problem with the loony left is that they don't see anything wrong with posing nude.

[Ginifer]

If I wanted to look at a wrinkled prune I'd open my fridge.

[Ditter]

Susan S. was scantily clad and semi nude in the Rocky Horror Picture Show about 25 or 30 years ago. She was nothing to look at then and she needs to stay covered up for sure now at almost 60. Good grief!

[Lunatic Fringe]

First Carnie Wilson... now Susan Sarandon?

Heff... what happened?!

[Dallas59]

Why?

[CholeraJoe]

I've seen her nekkid in a coupla movies. She was nothing to write home about when she was in her 30's.

[SC DOC]

She didn't look good naked in her first movie, "Joe" when she was only a teenager. What makes her think she might have improved with age?

[reagan_fanatic]

I think the only person capable of enjoying a Playboy spread of Susan Sarandon would be Stevie Wonder.

[kanawa]

And in other less than titillating news....

Cher plans naked photoshoot for 60^th birthday

[bjmorris]

Man, their airbrush department would be working overtime that week.

[Welsh Rabbit]

Maybe back in the The Rocky Picture Horror Show days, but not now...

[Sicon]

Ugh! Does ANYONE want to see that bug-eyed old moron without her clothes on? That Tim Robbins apparently still does, says a lot about him - and it isn't good.

[newzjunkey]

Sarandon has three children: actress Eva Amurri (born 1985) by Franco Amurri; and John Henry (born 1989) and Miles (born 1992) by Robbins.

That would make the "boys" 12 and 15.

How uncompassionate and homophobic of her not to say they might be looking for Playgirl! :P

[RacerX1128]

You'd think her wimpy boyfriend Tim Robbins is supporting Susan Saran Wrap, hell why not have the whole liberal family pose with Kerry and Heinz and Playboy can insert barf bags into every mag

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Ouch! Or Ronnie Reagan Jr.

[Area Freeper]

[LuigiBasco]

My eyes, my eyes. Give me a break. She is so ugly that naked would be obscene.

[jdm]

How uncompassionate and homophobic of her not to say they might be looking for Playgirl! :P

No kidding! I think I'm going to fire off an email to her publicist complaining about something along the lines of a bias concerning "assumption of heterosexuality" (sarcasm)

[Eagle Eye]

This could give a whole new meaning to "above the fold".

Geeze, I now need some ajax for my eyeballs.

[RockinRight]

She was reasonably attractive 20 years ago. But good God she's 58 now!!!

[small voice in the wilderness]

Heff's newest venture: Grayboy. With the centerfold graymate coyly biting into a prune while seductively perusing her AARP handbook.