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"I've got my sea legs, buccaneers. Come about, and take a caulk with me . . ." |
Posted on 09/17/2004 6:59:41 AM PDT by Dooderbutt
Avast, ye maties! It's talk like a pirate weekend. Thought I might share with ye! So, c'mon, lads, shiver me timbers!
Who's bringing the Cap'n Morgan?
Wishing Lt Kerry served on me ship; I'd see him getting at least 20 strokes of the cat, well laid on, follwed by a refreshing saltwater washdown.
To be bettin' yer boots on that matey! Swill the grog and hoist the Calico Jack!
I missed Talk Like A Pirate last year :-(
Thanks for telling me that ! I'm taking a road trip to PA this weekend. The kids are going to love me =)
Two whole days o' grog, wenchs, matey's, and bilges! Yar!
Aye, they have a Pirrrrate personality test. And not only am I a saucy wench I'm also 'the Cap'n'!:
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ppi.html
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Oh, this is just too much fun. You've gotta find yer new pirate name! I'm Bloody Mary Vane...LOL
http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php
Shiver me timbers, mine said I'd eviscerate everyone --
is that bad for a Pirate?
You are The Cap'n!
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
What's Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!
Iron Tom Flint be me new moniker! YAR!!!!
ARRR, Me Mum wold't be prowd. Me new name ist..... Bloody Bess Cash! An arrr fine name she ist!
(but my name's not Tom?, hmmm must be a Pirate thing.)
Oh goodie...I'll play!!
We got beat pretty bad Wednesday by the Cubs...took a 13 to 5 drubbing. Perez took the loss for the team and is now 10-9. The game doesn't mean much because we're nearly 30 games out of first place anyways. Oh well, there's always next year...
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"I've got my sea legs, buccaneers. Come about, and take a caulk with me . . ." |
Hoist the Jolly Roger and let us be ready to board the scurvy manstream media dogs...
Red Harry Rackham's me name, arrrr.
Cap'n.
Arrrgh. Other test. This one was "sort of pirate". "Sort of"?
We Pillage, We Plunder - We Rifle, We Loot
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
We Kidnap, We Ravage - and Don,t Give a Hoot!
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A Pirate,s Life For Me
We Extort, We Pilfer - We Filch and Sack
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Maraude and Embezzle - and even Hijack
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A Pirate,s Life For Me
We Kindle with Charm - Enflame and ignite
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
We Burn up the City - We,re Really a Fright
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
We,re Rascals, Scoundrels - Villians and Knaves
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
We,re Devils and Black Sheep - Really Bad Eggs
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A Pirate,s Life For Me
We,re Beggars and Flaggers - and Neer-do-well Cads
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Aye, but We,re Loved - By our Mommies and Dads
Drink Up Me Hardies - Yo Ho!
Wow, that could be the DNC fight song! ;)
My son's favorite joke:
A woman was walking by the docks one day when she spotted a pirate gentlemen strolling along with a ship's wheel stuck into his trousers. She had to ask, "Excuse me, sir, why do you have a ship's wheel in your trousers?"
"ARRRGGGHH!" he replied, "It drives me nuts."
"Ye'll meet the rope's end for that, me bucko!"
BEEBER to the SAF list!
SAF is the Smart A$$ed Freeper list, dedicated to levity. Please email me to be on or off.
YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
Momma said if I did that too often I'd go blind.
Arrrr. ;-)
I'd have had to have had enough run to float me ship for Jack Ketch to reign me in!
Oh, I think I could manage a slip knot for Johnny Depp! ;-)
Arrrr
32 replies (so far) and no one's mentioned the Ballad of Barnacle Bill the Sailor!?
[Olive Oyl]
Popeye, dear, we cannot wed.
Popeye, dear, we cannot wed.
Popeye, dear, we cannot wed.
I love another sailor.
[Popeye]
Who's the guy who won your heart?
[Olive Oyl]
It's Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Popeye]
Who's the guy who thinks he's smart?
[Olive Oyl]
It's Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Popeye]
Why, that false heart and flattering tongue.
He courts them all, both old and young.
He courts them all but marries none,
Your Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Olive Oyl]
But he's strong and handsome, too.
But he's strong and handsome, too.
But he's strong and handsome, too.
My Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Popeye]
I'll twist his toes
And squeeze the nose
Of Barnacle Bill the sailor!
I'll mop the place
With his false face,
That Barnacle Bill the sailor!
I'll grab him by his dirty neck,
And when I'm through he'll be a wreck.
I'll sweep and smear and swab the deck
With Barnacle Bill the sailor!
[Knock! Knock!]
[Olive Oyl]
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Tell the fair young maiden.
[Barnacle Bill]
It's only me from over the sea.
It's Barnacle Bill the sailor.
I've come to take you away with me.
I'm Barnacle Bill the sailor.
Hurry before you get me sore.
I'll rare and tear and rant and roar!
Hurry before I bust in the door!
It's Barnacle Bill the sailor!
[Olive Oyl]
Here I come to let you in.
Here I come to let you in.
Here I come to let you in.
My Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Barnacle Bill]
No one ever challenges me!
[Popeye]
Says Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Barnacle Bill]
I'm the terror of the sea!
[Popeye]
Says Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Barnacle Bill]
A fe and a fi and a fo and a fum!
Yo he ho and a bottle of rum!
Before your silly old day is done!
[Popeye]
Says Barnacle Bill the sailor.
[Olive Oyl]
Popeye, dear, I love you best.
Popeye, dear, I love you best.
Popeye, dear, I love you best.
When will we get married?
[Popeye]
I've changed me mind, so you can wed
Your Barnacle Bill the sailor.
You're nothing but a cabbage-head.
Every dame's a selfish cat.
They only turn and leave you flat.
Just the way you did to that
Poor Barnacle Bill the sailor.
Shiver me timbers, I forgot Capt. Jack Sparrow, one of the most famous pirates of all!
Pirate Pickup lines...........
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
I've got a little capt'n in me and its beginning to hurt
I be Black Davy Flint, arrrg.
Hahahaha, I never doubted you.
Now, on which spot should I mark the X! ;-)
Bump for Texas girls.
You ARE a girl, right?
Hmmm, the verses I dimly recall through an alcoholic haze were shall we say, a bit earthier. Thanks for posting this tho, didn't realize it was originally from Popeye.
Yes, I am a lass. I just thought I'd be nice and give the guys something to look at. And, as straight as I am, she is beautiful.
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