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Mysterious signals from 1000 light years away
The New Scientist ^ | 19:00 01 September 04 | Eugenie Samuel Reich

Posted on 09/01/2004 2:36:56 PM PDT by longshadow

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To: minor49er

ROFL!


41 posted on 09/01/2004 7:13:56 PM PDT by Ichneumon ("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
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To: PatrickHenry; VadeRetro
You don't understand. SETI is Vade's only hope of meeting girls.

You trying to tell us we won't? Sheesh -- what am I wasting my time for then!!!

;^(

42 posted on 09/01/2004 7:29:25 PM PDT by brityank (The more I learn about the Constitution, the more I realise this Government is UNconstitutional.)
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To: longshadow

Shigbo-2 or Chigbeaux-deux as the French foppishly call it? Sounds like a good name for a rapper.


43 posted on 09/01/2004 8:26:48 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: longshadow

I think the message is something like:

I AM THE SON OF THE FORMER EKATASP OF ERRITRON. I NEED TO DEPOSIT SEVEN MILLION MEGATHARBS IN A GDIC INSURED BANK. PLEASE BEAM ME YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER AND THE NAME OF YOUR YOGHLIFF AND MY DESCENDENTS WILL SEE THAT YOU GET AT LEAST ONE MILLION MEGAGHARBS CREDITED TO YOUR DESCENDENTS's ACCOUNT.


44 posted on 09/01/2004 8:34:47 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: PatrickHenry

Thanks for the ping!


45 posted on 09/01/2004 9:21:01 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Doctor Stochastic
I AM THE SON OF THE FORMER EKATASP OF ERRITRON. I NEED TO DEPOSIT SEVEN MILLION MEGATHARBS IN A GDIC INSURED BANK. PLEASE BEAM ME YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER AND THE NAME OF YOUR YOGHLIFF AND MY DESCENDENTS WILL SEE THAT YOU GET AT LEAST ONE MILLION MEGAGHARBS CREDITED TO YOUR DESCENDENTS's ACCOUNT.

Hilarious.

46 posted on 09/01/2004 9:40:59 PM PDT by Numbers Guy
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To: longshadow

47 posted on 09/01/2004 9:41:27 PM PDT by Main Street (Stuck in traffic.)
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To: minor49er
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization...

"IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!!!"

48 posted on 09/01/2004 9:42:53 PM PDT by mhking
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To: longshadow

Klaatu barada nikto


49 posted on 09/01/2004 9:43:32 PM PDT by Wacka
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To: minor49er

lol alien spam


50 posted on 09/01/2004 9:46:00 PM PDT by Sir Gawain
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To: longshadow

51 posted on 09/01/2004 9:47:11 PM PDT by Main Street (Stuck in traffic.)
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To: longshadow

If they are calling collect, we'll just have to send Carrot Top out there to show them how its done, so we don't get stuck with a huge phone bill. Even if their is nothing out there, let's send him anyway. :)


52 posted on 09/01/2004 9:47:13 PM PDT by anymouse
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To: mhking

Actually the good news is that "How to Serve Humanity" isn't a cookbook. The bad news is that it is a badmitten instruction manual.


53 posted on 09/01/2004 10:36:53 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: longshadow

here's hoping it's not for real.


54 posted on 09/01/2004 10:40:40 PM PDT by Sam Cree (Democrats are herd animals)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
But in the case of SHGb02+14a, every observation has first been made at 1420 megahertz, before it starts drifting.

This one fact more than anything suggests an artefact or anomaly of the array.

Yep.
55 posted on 09/02/2004 1:37:29 AM PDT by jennyp (It's a gift........And a curse.)
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1148 data units
8980 hr 48 min


56 posted on 09/02/2004 3:48:36 AM PDT by ezsmoke
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To: solitas

Double checked your calculations, got the same result for Beta that you did.

Though, if something were moving relative to us with only a speed of ~8m/s, how the hell did that happen with all of the planetary motion of us and the signal in question. It seems to me that the signal is from earth.


57 posted on 09/02/2004 4:41:26 AM PDT by anobjectivist (Publically edumacated)
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To: longshadow
The message is;

"Send More Chuck Berry".
58 posted on 09/02/2004 4:46:29 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult ("I hate going to places like Austin and Dubuque to raise large sums of money. But I have to," Kerry)
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To: longshadow
What this thread really needs is a lot more big dumb pics.

Come on, you toad-brains. I can hear your mental gears grinding: "Golly, this thread seems to be about outer space! I done seen a movie once about that there stuff. If I can find a pic, I'll post it to show to the fellers. Yeah."

59 posted on 09/02/2004 5:35:02 AM PDT by PatrickHenry (A compassionate evolutionist!)
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To: PatrickHenry
You don't understand. SETI is Vade's only hope of meeting girls.

You exaggerate. There are plenty of girls here at the Farm de la Fun. They're just all dominatrix types. I don't have to be on top all the time, but once in a while would be nice.

60 posted on 09/02/2004 5:39:06 AM PDT by VadeRetro
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