Hefner Would Like Spears As a Girlfriend

ABC News via AP ^ | Tuesday, January 6, 2004 | staff

[canuck_conservative]

Now that Britney Spears is a single woman again, she already has at least one potential beau: Hugh Hefner.

The 77-year-old Playboy founder said he's interested in adding the pop singer to his bevy of beautiful blonde girlfriends.

"Britney would make a great girlfriend," Hefner told Us Weekly magazine for its Jan. 19 issue.

"Picasso had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period right now," he said. "I think it's related to those early movies that had such a great influence on me when I was a kid."

Hefner said he'd also like to see the 22-year-old Spears appear as a Playmate, as well as Catherine Zeta-Jones.

"They really epitomize the type of beauty that we like in the magazine," he said.

Spears got married in an impromptu Las Vegas ceremony early Saturday morning, then filed for an annulment 55 hours later. The groom, Jason Allen Alexander, is a childhood friend of hers from Kentwood, La.

[canuck_conservative]

Dirty Old Pornographer PING.

While scanning the archives to see if this article had already been posted, and found this particularly-relevant gem posted by another Freeper:

Mike Royko once said, "I have no need to interview Hef. I don't think a guy that chases 19 year old girls who work in the steno pool is a playboy. Give me Cary Grant or Ali Khan. These guys go after the most beautiful women in the world. Women who have enough power that to win them you prove something. That is a playboy."

As opposed to an aging recluse.

[Johnny_Cipher]

Ick. Just ick.

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[E. Pluribus Unum]

I hope there is a special place in Hell for Mr. Hefner.

It won't be much longer before he finds out.

[Paleo Conservative]

They deserve each other.

[E=MC²]

Sorry heff...but once you've kissed madonna it just ruins everyone else for you.

[Eowyn-of-Rohan]

I doubt Catherine Zeta Jones would lower herself to comply with the old pimp. More likely she will try to sue him for mentioning her name in the same sentence with Bite-me spears

[newgeezer]

Here's a they-deserve-each-other ping for ya.

[Adrastus]

I recall an instance where Sybil referred to Basil Fawlty as "An aging brilliantined stick insect." Some how that came to mind when I read this post.(BTW, that was in the "Austrailian Girl" skit.)

[Hacksaw]

I hope there is a special place in Hell for Mr. Hefner. It won't be much longer before he finds out.

What is he going to do next, scope out the Olsen twins? I heard Hilary Duff is available as well - but she may be a bit too old for him.

[Destructor]

"The 77-year-old Playboy founder said he's interested in adding the pop singer to his bevy of beautiful blonde girlfriends."

Somebody take that horny old goat off the viagra I.V. drip, before he gets himself killed!

[shaggy eel]

,,, Britney is young enough to be Hefner's niece's niece.

[hillsborofox]

"I think it's related to those early movies that had such a great influence on me when I was a kid." Hefner said.

I didn't think they had movies when Hefner was a kid.

[RightWhale]

She is looking better now she is finally putting some meat on those bones.

[Argus]

"Picasso had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period right now,"

I think you mean your senile period, Hef.

[Solson]

I would bet $$ that Britney will appear in the mag within the next three years...

It's the only way her career can survive. her music and voice suck and she's ruined her image.

[Sangria]

Spears would probably like to nestle with this old geezer, too. Anybody who would French kiss Madona is pretty desperate.

[exile]

"I didn't think they had movies when Hefner was a kid."

He meant to say "cave paintings", but he's getting a little dim in his golden years.

[Thinkin' Gal]

Just... ick.

[mlbford2]

Guys like Dodi Fiad (sp?) would be considered a playboy. Hefner is just a dirty old man who can afford hot whores. Not much difference between Hefner and the guy who pulls up in his El Camino to a street corner and axs's the ho's how much fo them to toss his salad. Just the quality of women is different. imho.

[ZULU]

"I am in my blonde period right now," he said"

No. He's in his twilight period. Soon he will have to explain to God why he perverted millions of Americans and people of other races also. He has much to answer for.

Instead of checking out babes, he should be checking out the Bible and some nursing homes.

[cajun-jack]

what does hefner need with any "girlfriend"??? you can't shoot pool with a rope!!!

I know there is viagra, but stressing an old fart's heart just ain't smart!!!

[TheBigB]

Hefner Would Like Spears As a Girlfriend

Well Hell, so would I. And as long as I'm dreaming, I'd like a pony.

There are so many jokes from the Friar's Club Roast of Hugh that are running through my head right now...

[exile]

I've got to admit that Britney Spears is easy on the eyes, but I can't get over the whole Madonna kiss. There isn't enough Listerine in the world to get that funk off of her.

[nuconvert]

eeeewww yuck

[Darksheare]

Yeah.
The guy's got hands that are like dry rat feet.
Hmm..
Fits as a keyword..

[bert]

For the record, there are other DOM.

This morning on Fox and Friends, the disreputable black ex basketball player Dennis Rodman said in response to a question about Ms Spears Quote"She would be a good piece of Ass" unquote.

[SquirrelKing]

Me too!

[duckman]

"I think it's related to those early movies that had such a great influence on me when I was a kid." Hefner said."

Yea I know the one : 'Reefer Madness'.

[NYCVirago]

Yeah, Britney's Playboy material, alright. More like rehab material, if this photo is any indication.

[NYCVirago]

Here's the link for the photo:

http://www.nypost.com/photos/news01060405c.jpg

[Moleman]

I hope there is a special place in Hell for Mr. Hefner.
Your crazy, Heff has helped bring a smile to more men in the world than any one other individual.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Your crazy, Heff has helped bring a smile to more men in the world than any one other individual.

And corrupted more young girls.

[mhking]

Why is anyone surprised?

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[Jaded]

Blech. Eeeewwww.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

Line forms on the right, Hef.

[MotleyGirl70]

Yikes!

[cajun-jack]

Probably more like his sitting on the porch in a rocking chair humming "precious memories" period!!

[LisaMalia]

HUGH HEFNER.....Grow up!
Just think how disgusted most people would be if an aging
wannabe starlet came out and said they would like to date Justin Timberlake.

[weegee]

Mike Royko once said, "I have no need to interview Hef. I don't think a guy that chases 19 year old girls who work in the steno pool is a playboy."

How does he feel about a President who chases 19 year old college interns?

[weegee]

Her younger sister may beat her to the punch.

[cajun-jack]

I thought of that too, but chose not to go there .... he knows the real meaning of "silicone valley" though doesn't he?? lol

guess we are now even in the tastelss dept.

[weegee]

"I think it's related to those early movies that had such a great influence on me when I was a kid." Hefner said."

Yea I know the one : 'Reefer Madness'.

Or this one:

[weegee]

I think he's a sick puppy and has done egregious harm to our society, but...I'll bet he do got the memories, don't he?

Not if senility is hitting him like it is photographer/director Russ Meyer.

[weegee]

HUGH HEFNER.....Grow up!

Just think how disgusted most people would be if an aging wannabe starlet came out and said they would like to date Justin Timberlake.

Oh, you mean something along these lines? Actress Fay Wray was heard to say that she would like a roll in the hay with Justin Timberlake.