Posted on 08/21/2021 3:50:41 PM PDT by White Lives Matter
I had an acquaintance who was very drunk and actually drinking WHILE driving. The police report noted that he had “urinated in pants”. He went to court and wanted it specifically noted in court that he spilled a beer in his lap when he was pulled over and that he did not “wet his pants”. He got the book thrown at him but he walked out proudly!
I thinks it’s refusing a breathalyzer.
Indeed. I agree completely. There’s not a time where I don’t have at least 3 firearms in my vehicle and necessary ammo. Do not want to get pulled over for dui while carrying.
Once again, the police are the enemy.
One of my feet is naturally somewhat twisted so I don’t have the best balance.
Bouts of plantar fasciitis don’t help either.
I don’t drink. Never cared for alcohol.
I’m about to close all of my browser windows and start playing Far Cry 5.
Gonna mix my 4th Vesper martini.
Not leaving the house. My bar is here already.
I know I won’t do something stupid.
**Sorry revenue generators. You can’t get me on this**
Vesper martinis are quite potent.
I may not survive the night.....
;-)
I prefer The Montgomery.
https://www.mixology.recipes/cocktails/dry-martini-mongomery-s-15-1-ratio
15 parts gin to 1 part vermouth. The favorite Martini of Ernest Hemingway. Named after Field Marshal Bernard Law Montgomery (1887-1976) who is said to have preferred having 15:1 advantage for his attacks.
What people fail to understand is that those “tests” are completely voluntary. They are attempting to get probable cause on you so that you can be arrested. You completely have the right to decline any and all tests, including the field breathlyzer. Don’t play their game.
humblegunner is our resident retard. We treat him/her/it like a mascot.
She was arrested for Driving While Republican. Black people aren’t allowed to be Republicans. Massa says so.
Nobody can pass one of those tests.
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Which is exactly how they were designed.
I was pulled over, legitimately, for 47 in a 35 not far from a popular bar (I hadn’t been there). The cop went through the ‘I smell alcohol’ routine, in spite of the fact I had nothing at all to drink.
He started with the recite the alphabet backwards stuff and I just asked him if I could take a breathalyzer test. I blew 0.0, he just shook his head and kind of smiled and let me go.
In the interest of full disclosure I’ll add there was a very attractive mid-20s girl sitting in my passenger’s seat who was dressed only in skimpy lingerie under a big fur coat. I’m not going into details because there might be some perverts on here who have impure thoughts about things like that. That was 25 years ago and it was a memorable night.
Good post.
we’re supposed to love and respect the cops however...
LOL!
The fact that you hadn’t had anything to drink probably went a long way toward making it ‘memorable’.
He is a fool and supports if you take 900 bucks of merchandse from a store ten it is OK.
👍
I actually recited the alphabet backwards for an officer once. For some reason I missed the letter V, but he let me go my way. He said no one ever volunteered to do that. ☺
The communists always tell us who they fear.
“Stare straight ahead.
Take the ticket and your paperwork back.
Leave.”
That you, Noblefree?
Here I am, taking notes, and I don’t drink!
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