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Navy SEALs To Be Replaced With Social Workers
Babylon Bee ^ | 06/22/2020

Posted on 06/22/2020 3:48:10 PM PDT by DFG

The Navy SEALs are being disbanded and replaced with a new branch of the military: The United States Social Workers.

The social workers will be dropped into terrorist hideouts to talk with militants about their feelings and defuse the situation. The move was made as a push against police work and firearms continues across the nation. As people continue to call on police departments to be defunded, the next logical target was the Navy SEALs.

"I can tell that you're angry at America -- do you want to talk about that?" one social worker asked after she was dropped off at a terrorist compound in Afghanistan. The terrorist replied by firing his AK-47 into the air.

"Interesting!" she said, scribbling down notes. "Tell me about your relationship with your father."

No social workers have returned from their deployments yet, but when they do, they will file a report and schedule a follow-up visit a month or so later.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; navy; seals; sjw

1 posted on 06/22/2020 3:48:10 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

“No social workers have returned from their deployments yet”

And won’t. Lol


2 posted on 06/22/2020 3:50:41 PM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: Travis McGee

Ping!


3 posted on 06/22/2020 4:04:56 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice." --Donald Trump)
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To: DFG

LOL.

5.56mm


4 posted on 06/22/2020 4:08:34 PM PDT by M Kehoe (DRAIN THE SWAMP! Finish THE WALL!)
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To: DFG

Too many Bees today.


5 posted on 06/22/2020 4:09:20 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: lee martell

Is someone forcing you to read them?


6 posted on 06/22/2020 4:11:49 PM PDT by JayAr36 (Do you want to be a subject or a citizen.)
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To: DFG

The Bee is the best satire since National Lampoon in its heyday.


7 posted on 06/22/2020 4:12:24 PM PDT by karnage
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To: DFG

While this is meant to be funny, it is becoming to close to reality. With Democrats and the weak spine of our military leaders today, it wouldn’t surprise me to see something like this happen.


8 posted on 06/22/2020 4:17:35 PM PDT by falcon99 (qu)
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To: DFG

Social workers are a lot cheaper to train than Navy SEALs.

We could send LOTS of them.

Offer them free college when they return. :)


9 posted on 06/22/2020 4:45:03 PM PDT by TigersEye (Covid is over. We have been conditioned by it. The Cultural Revolution has begun.)
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To: DFG

A the real news comes from the Babylon Bee. Reality follows later.


10 posted on 06/22/2020 4:53:35 PM PDT by captain_dave
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To: DFG

Oh man, the Bee is killin’


11 posted on 06/22/2020 4:57:29 PM PDT by silverleaf (Great Things Never Come from Comfort Zones)
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To: DFG

12 posted on 06/22/2020 5:46:45 PM PDT by Boomer (Leftists/Leftism ruins everything it touches.)
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To: Boomer

I can reload well


13 posted on 06/22/2020 5:48:50 PM PDT by combat_boots (God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her. Merry Christmas! In God We Trust!)
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To: DFG

This is actually a good idea and I think President Trump should LAYOFF the Entire Capitol Police Dept and hire TEMP SOcial Workers for all the Congress Critters protection since they refuse to denounce this violence


14 posted on 06/22/2020 6:39:33 PM PDT by eyeamok
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To: DFG

We really should insist the Bee win the Pulitzer Prize for their in depth and hard hitting reporting on the issues.


15 posted on 06/22/2020 6:41:16 PM PDT by eyeamok
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