Skip to comments.Navy SEALs To Be Replaced With Social Workers
Posted on 06/22/2020 3:48:10 PM PDT by DFG
The Navy SEALs are being disbanded and replaced with a new branch of the military: The United States Social Workers.
The social workers will be dropped into terrorist hideouts to talk with militants about their feelings and defuse the situation. The move was made as a push against police work and firearms continues across the nation. As people continue to call on police departments to be defunded, the next logical target was the Navy SEALs.
"I can tell that you're angry at America -- do you want to talk about that?" one social worker asked after she was dropped off at a terrorist compound in Afghanistan. The terrorist replied by firing his AK-47 into the air.
"Interesting!" she said, scribbling down notes. "Tell me about your relationship with your father."
No social workers have returned from their deployments yet, but when they do, they will file a report and schedule a follow-up visit a month or so later.
“No social workers have returned from their deployments yet”
And won’t. Lol
Too many Bees today.
Is someone forcing you to read them?
The Bee is the best satire since National Lampoon in its heyday.
While this is meant to be funny, it is becoming to close to reality. With Democrats and the weak spine of our military leaders today, it wouldn’t surprise me to see something like this happen.
Social workers are a lot cheaper to train than Navy SEALs.
We could send LOTS of them.
Offer them free college when they return. :)
A the real news comes from the Babylon Bee. Reality follows later.
Oh man, the Bee is killin
I can reload well
This is actually a good idea and I think President Trump should LAYOFF the Entire Capitol Police Dept and hire TEMP SOcial Workers for all the Congress Critters protection since they refuse to denounce this violence
We really should insist the Bee win the Pulitzer Prize for their in depth and hard hitting reporting on the issues.
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