Posted on 03/29/2020 3:59:45 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Our local government idiots in the People’s Republic of Maryland closed our outdoor gun range because of the virus. Our democrats are disgusting petty tyrants who hate freedom.
It is worth noting that the Spanish Flu of 1918, which killed millions, was followed by the Roaring 20s.
It will never end. We’ll all kill ourselves in lonely despair.
Get a massage. Get my hair cut and colored. Get my second cataract surgery which is currently scheduled for April 15, and not yet cancelled. Go back to see patients in my office.
Boomer
Hey PJ. I’m working up in your neck of the woods.
School called pinewood elementary school.
Just west of 81 Ave. And south of McNab
Here is my prediction....
When this Coronavirus is over the government is going to try to force everyone to take a vaccine they hastily made or else they’re not going to let kids go back to school, people get on an airplane, attend sporting events or go back to their jobs.
And you’ll need a chip so they can certify you got the juice. I can hear them now saying,
“It’s for everyone’s protection. Do your part. Get the chip.”
Chiropractor, haircut, massage, tapas
Not necessarily in that order
Oh, and schedule a couple week long trips for work
Yep, I’m already in that predicament.
Just before this nonsense started, I was already overdue to have my split ends cut from my long, naturally curly hair.
Professional hair coloring is expensive, so I color my own hair. Unfortunately, my last color job didn’t match the color on the box. I have been waiting to have my dead ends cut so I can put a completely different color on my hair.
To my chagrin, that will have to be put on hold. I can’t wait too long, though, because my original hair color is coming back and it’s getting ugly.
I’ll have to wearing caps in public, lol.
To be honest, I haven’t really changed my life since before the whole “social distancing” and lock-down decree.
There was a meme I saw that said “You realize how isolated you have been when a world-wide pandemic happens and you have to make almost zero changes to your lifestyle.”
My first thought was “What do you mean, ‘almost?’”
Mark
First on my kids’ lists are playdates, meetups and so forth.
Have my birthday party that got cancelled last Sunday. Was planning to travel to a daughter’s house in a different state, have smoked brisket, cheesecake, watch NASCAR and play with my grandkids.
But, I’ve got a good garden in, canned up fresh meat, disinfected the house and not kilt my mother-in-law so those are quarantine accomplishments.
go every morning to farmers market pick up breakfast snack, hit the post office and back home. Go into town a couple times a week to grocery or pet store. putter around the 2 acres picking weeds, throwing a ball for the dog.
At this age living out in the country, enjoying the quiet is what I do best. I'm just a natural for this newfangled social distancing.
Going to see my kid and grandkids and yes son-in-law too. And hug them like forever!
“Go to church.”
Yes, and this too!
By the end of the month the Trump Pills should be widely available.
And the good news is that Ian the Cruise guy will be negotiating even LOWER fares for those participating.
Richard Pryor did a funny bit, when he talked about when he and Gene Wilder visited the Penitentiary to prepare for shooting Stir Crazy.
Gene would go up to the prisoners and say, “Hi, how are you doing?”
“Gene, get your ass over here.”
“What do you think they’d do to us, Rich?”
“F___ Us!”
“What, do you mean, I’m not homosexual.”
“Homosexual ain’t got nothin’ to do with it. They don’t do it because you like it, they do it, just because they want to see that look on your face.”
Why not get in your car and take a ride? Don’t go anyplace in particular just drive. Try to get lost and you will see places and scenery you have never seen.
Use your gps to get home if necessary.
Pssst! We are going to have the 2020 Trump Victory Cruise presented by the Steve Kane Radio Show (longest running radio show in Florida history) from December 6 to December 13 to the Eastern Caribbean. Aboard the Celebrity Edge. Embarking from Port Everglades in Ft. Lauderdale with Ports of Call at San Juan, Tortolla, and Philipsburg.
It would have been officially announced already but on hold due to the isolation period. After that I will be making the official announcement. We have a website and Ian the Cruise guy not only handles the bookings he will be negotiating prices with Celebrity. It was already lower than usual due to group bookings but with Celebrity anxious to bring back passengers after being shut down it should be even lower.
Drink package included. I'm the Morale Director of the cruise which should be an easy job due to that drink package plus everybody will be in a celebratory mood due to the election.
I know where it is. Right near the Publix. But how could you be working there now when all schools in the county (and in Florida) are closed?
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