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Mexico Warns Trump Not to Attack Drug Cartels [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 Dec 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/30/2019 9:00:17 PM PST by John Semmens

Mexico's President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador warned President Trump against taking military action against the vicious drug and human smuggling cartels that control the Mexican side of the United States' southern border. "These cartels reside on our sovereign soil," he pointed out. "Therefore, it is our prerogative to decide what to do about them."

"The situation is more complicated than Mr. Trump's simplistic observation that the cartels murder people," Lopez said. "Generally, murder is a bad thing. On the other hand, these cartels bring a lot of US dollars into our country and that is a good thing. Trying to prevent the murders would be expensive and probably futile. Disrupting the positive cash flow could be devastating to our fragile economy."

"We can never tolerate the presence of US troops inside our country, but we might be willing to allow President Trump to provide weapons and ammunition for our troops to fight the cartels if he will also agree to replace the lost cash flow with US dollars should we attain victory in this fight," Lopez suggested.

Trump discounted the Mexican President's suggestion, calling it "weak. I doubt his troops can be counted on for much. If the President is willing to tolerate the slaughter of men, women, and children because it might bring more cash in from America I don't see him as a reliable partner in an effort to combat these terrorists. Any weapons we give them would probably end up in the hands of the cartels. Any money we give them would probably be stolen or embezzled. I think our best course will be to finish building the wall and to make sure it is manned by law enforcement and military personnel sufficient to deter or defeat any incursions by cartel thugs."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=384100.0


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: cartels; satire; sovereignty; trump

1 posted on 11/30/2019 9:00:17 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Dang wetback scum should know better than to threaten DJT... I may be wrong, but when was the last time DJT kowtowed to a threat?

This threat should be enough to cut off the billions & billions of un-taxed invader dollars leaving our economy and flowing across the border to keep the mexicrap economy somewhat afloat...

2 posted on 11/30/2019 10:13:59 PM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
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To: SuperLuminal; John Semmens
"We can never tolerate the presence of US troops inside our country

Really?!

What are you going to do about it?

If Mexico can’t deal with the drug cartels, what could they possibly do about the most powerful army in the world?

3 posted on 11/30/2019 11:47:54 PM PST by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit)
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To: John Semmens

Well written, as usual. :)

A U.S. drone-strike would be claimed by the Mexican President.


4 posted on 12/01/2019 12:01:08 AM PST by Does so (.Democrats only believe in democracy when they win the election...)
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To: Does so
...A U.S. drone-strike would be claimed by the Mexican President...

How about: A U.S. drone strike could claim the Mexican President.

5 posted on 12/01/2019 12:30:53 AM PST by CurlyDave
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To: Pontiac

If the terror ID does occur, and the US turns to military operations against the cartels...there may be anger by the Mexican political establishment.

However, if you go into a Mexican neighborhood of middle-class people....the bulk (maybe 90-percent) will tell you that the cartels are pure-evil, and that the Mexican military and political establishment are the failures. Then the same middle-class people will suggest that they’ve got no problem in the US sending drone attacks onto the cartel....taking them prisoner....and seizing their profits.

In fact, I’d suggest that this should have been the tactic used in the 1980s under the Reagan administration.


6 posted on 12/01/2019 1:02:15 AM PST by pepsionice
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To: John Semmens

Yeah. I guess murder is complicated.(s.)


7 posted on 12/01/2019 1:16:29 AM PST by jmacusa ("If wisdom is not the Lord, what is wisdom?)
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To: John Semmens

Trump’s right, build the wall. It’s hard to believe that the Mexican citizenry is willing to tolerate living in a country where drug smugglers and human traffickers can operate because the president of the country believes that a stable more investment worthy country will produce less economic value, but this guy has high approval ratings.

We have lots of sane people here who have fled the conditions over there. Lots of military families. I wonder what they think of this? Effectively having Tortuga on our border opens up all kinds of opportunities for our foes, China for example.


8 posted on 12/01/2019 3:23:59 AM PST by BlackAdderess (Free the Russia investigation documents)
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To: BlackAdderess

A mine field on the Mehican side doesn’t seem that far fetched. Especially after an air strike and raid on some cartel location. Which is basically the whole damn country of Mehico.


9 posted on 12/01/2019 4:07:28 AM PST by HighSierra5
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To: SuperLuminal

If you don’t go away, I shall taunt you a seeded time.


10 posted on 12/01/2019 4:54:48 AM PST by nuke_road_warrior (Making the world safe for nuclear power for over 20 years)
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To: John Semmens
Remember the Opium Wars of the mid-19th century, when China fought against Britain and France, who fought to maintain the sale of addictive drugs in China???

Fast forward to 21st century Mexico and the USA!

11 posted on 12/01/2019 5:35:06 AM PST by Savage Beast ( The curse of intelligence: having to watch the morons try everything that obviously won't work.)
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To: John Semmens

One wonders how much the cartels slip to Obrador?


12 posted on 12/01/2019 5:43:32 AM PST by GoldenPup
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To: John Semmens

You’re not a satirist...you’re a mind reader.


13 posted on 12/01/2019 11:20:30 PM PST by gogeo (The left prides themselves on being tolerant, but they can't even be civil.)
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