Posted on 07/05/2019 11:22:46 PM PDT by John Semmens
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton abruptly canceled her scheduled appearance at the FireEye Cyber Defense Summit set for this coming October.
Clinton spokesman Nick Merrill explained that "this conference is for the world's leading security experts. It was decided that an appearance by the Secretary would undermine her claim that she used an unsecured email server and destroyed a dozen communications devices that were under subpoena out of ignorance and unfamiliarity with using computers and cell phones. We felt it would be better for her to adopt a position that as an aging person who grew up before such equipment was in common use she inadvertently committed these crimes."
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ping
LOL!
Does she have a court date conflict for her crimes?
She found out the title of the speech she was supposed to give was “How I got away with it.”
Ageist. Lol
She’s selling her own brand of Security Cloth
There goes the “How Not to do Cybersecurity” section.
where she been hiding at ...a rehab?? she hasnt been around hmmmm
She probably lost the cloth she uses to wipe a server clean.
Her cabbage gas-passing would probably fry all the electronics in the room.
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