Chips Ahoy Wishes Drag Queens A Happy Mother’s Day And People Have Questions

Red State ^ | 5/12/19 | Bonchie

[Impala64ssa]

All they had to do was make average tasting cookies at competitive prices.

Instead, Chips Ahoy decided it’d be a good idea to do this.

What in the…

I’m not even sure what this is supposed to mean. Even if someone believes being a drag queen makes a man suddenly become a woman, they don’t become suddenly become a mother in the process. That’s kind of separate aspect of feminism that you can’t just appropriate. Also, aren’t drag queens a different thing than transgenders, i.e. they don’t claim to be the opposite sex? None of this makes any sense.

There’s also the fact that “Vanessa Vangie” is a pretty vile human being and I’m not talking about his penchant for dressing in drag. A quick search of his Twitter account will show he’s probably not the kind of person you want promoting your cookie company.

For the life of me, I can’t figure out why corporations do this. It’s just stupid from a business perspective.

[Impala64ssa]

Tweets and video at link.

Or is this some subtle sophisticated way of eliminating the "frozen vegetables", getting them hooked on this high sugar processed crap so the type 2 and obesity epidemics affect them, too?

[jimtorr]

My family no longer buy cookies, we make them ourselves. Tried and true Toll House Cookies are still among the best out there.

[b4me]

maybe there is subliminal messaging with the drag queen and the wording on the specific packages they chose to use int he commercial?

Otherwise I have no idea why they would use that guy dressed like that in commercial. Chips Ahoy spent time and money deciding to do this so there had to be some real reason for it.

[silverleaf]

I have a long memory
I will never again buy those cookies

[tflabo]

Not a big fan of cookies made by the large American made brands. Bakery style or homemade tastes way better.

[Olog-hai]

The pervert’s real name is apparently Jose Cancel. Ironic name, and one that Nabisco had better heed at once.

[SunkenCiv]

Great. Now guess what will cross our minds next time we see those chips sticking out of the cookie?

[StormEye]

"Chips Ahoy spent time and money deciding to do this so
there had to be some real reason for it."

Chips Ahoy probably has some homosexuals working for them
in mid and upper management positions in their marketing
department. And now they are making decisions concerning
the type of ads Chips Ahoy produces.
These sorts of hiring decisions will show.
Homosexuals are obsessed, twisted people.

[upchuck]

WalMart has a Chips Ahoy taste-alike at a good price.

[sit-rep]

sure there is a reason... someone there want to jamb the freak show life style down normal peoples throats... plain and simple!

[W.]

The last batch of chocolate chip cookies I made were awesome. Old school recipe and ingredients, just like Ma’s.

[Fungi]

They understand feedback, especially negative, and plenty of it. E-mails are useless as anyone can send them. A card or letter is more effective as they know it takes time to do it.

Nabico, Inc. 7 Campus Drive Parsippany, New Jersey 07054

[Big Red Badger]

Not the “Chips Ahoy!”
.
I heard Budweiser was
“Coming Out” with a
Rainbow Can...
.
I’m going to Bolivia
And be a Monk.

[IronJack]

Chippies ahoy ...

[the OlLine Rebel]

Don’t understand why anyone ever ate these things anyway.

Dry, HARD as rock, and brittle - never mind the so-so taste. The texture is so bad I eschewed them since childhood.

[kaktuskid]

Nabisco makes most of it cookies in Mexico nowadays, Keebler is US made. And there is Little Debbie, owned by a Adventist family.

[Bob434]

Eleven-year-old ‘Drag Kid’ now a spokeschild for Converse shoes

[Stravinsky]

The Chips Ahoy twitter account is being all sassy and defensive in its replies to those who criticized that tweet. For example, someone says “vomit” and the Chips Ahoy account says “they should get that checked out”.

Basically, this is what you get when you let leftist millennials do your advertising and run your Twitter accounts. They make commercials they’d like to see without serious consideration for what makes sense for the product itself. A drag queen from Ru Paul’s Drag Race (an adult TV show) is not a good face for crappy cookies that go into a lunchbox.

[ETL]

I’m not even sure what this is supposed to mean. Even if someone believes being a drag queen makes a man suddenly become a woman, they don’t become suddenly become a mother in the process.

Maybe there's something in their cookies that screws around with people's hormones.

[Bob434]

too many companies are destroying their business by catering to sick people instead of the public- goodbye converse! Last pair of sneakers i buy from you!