Skip to comments.Brave Pro-Abortion Legislator Challenges Group Of Nuns To Fistfight (\sarc - if you're an idiot)
Posted on 05/09/2019 8:51:50 AM PDT by budj
HARRISBURG, PAPennsylvania's favorite pro-abortion legislator, Brian Sims, wanted to show he was tough. While most guys would join a local MMA club or luchador circuit, Sims isn't most guys. He had a much better idea. Sims wandered into a local Catholic church and challenged a group of singing nuns to a fistfight over the issue of abortion.
"Hey nuns, come on down here and fight me if you want to show abortion is bad!" he called out, adding several slurs and expletives to his courageous speech. "Yeah, that's what I thought! Chicken, eh? Probably hateful Chick-fil-A chicken too, and not woke chicken like Popeye's!"
Several nuns were about ready to perform a double reverse elbow-drop on him from the rafters, but a priest stopped them, according to witnesses.
"Oh, I see, running away, eh? You yellow [expletive]! I'll punch your face off with my bravery!" he cried as he slowly backed away.
At publishing time, Sims had hastily moved along when someone his own size showed up to accept his challenge.
Is Brian Sims a queer? He sure sounds like he is.
I know its parody ... but still...
Yeah - flaming, even.
His actions and speech are typical of what I see outside of the Q bar next to where I work at night. At the normie bar on the other side the guys who get into fights don’t yell much they just punch each other or “square off” until some woman comes out and gets between them and gives them an excuse to go have another drink.
Ill second that
Is this for real? Did the obnoxious faggie invade a church and threaten nuns?
And who elected this bitch?
>s Brian Sims a queer? He sure sounds like he is.
Yes, he is. Proudly so.
He’s a loser all around.
OK Rodrigo - that’s it.
In the name of all the “/s” FReepers, I hereby sentence you to read ALL the following /s Babylon Bee articles on the following page:
If that doesn’t work, it’s a month of KP duty at the Ministry of Silly Walks!
Satire, but like the best satire one doesnt have to strain ones imagination to imagine it as reality.
They almost had me on that one.
BB is good.
Thanks for the link to that.
There are some terrific articles there.
This is deeply disturbing.
I'll say it is! Do you know what the muzzle blast will be like when she lets loose against evil-doers from inside the car?
Or some fourth grader chewing gum in class!
When you look at the map of Brian Sims district, the 182nd, it becomes clear why they re-elected him. He would not make it in a district with normal people. This Ghoul baby killer sounds really brave. He would not be so brave with a man.
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