I’m an attractive, heterosexual woman who wants no-strings-attached sex. Where do I find [tr]

Slate ^ | April 9, 2019 | Stoya

[central_va]

Go to any STRAIGHT bar. Sit there. It will happen.

[apillar]

I remember Rush Limbaugh use to have his "undeniable truths of life". Well, in that regard, here is one of my own: "If you are truly an attractive, heterosexual women who wants no-strings attached sex. Then you will have absolutely no trouble finding no-strings attached sex."

It's almost a universal fantasy of every man alive to have no-strings attached sex with an attractive women. So all you should need to do is make your desire known, you'll be beating men off with both hands (sexual double entendre intended).

[Intolerant in NJ]

There are always stings attached - some people are just too unaware until it’s too late.....

[Tenacious 1]

Bookmark

[Billthedrill]

These letters are all fake.

I'm doing my best. "Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought this would happen to me..."

[Lurker]

Pong

L

[AppyPappy]

I was in a fraternity where this was commonplace. The problem is that it is very hard to find two people who are really OK with this. One gets too clingy. One wants more and the other doesn’t. It’s hard to find two people who just want to knock boots and go away. We had one brother who was a play toy for about 8 women, including the GF of another brother. He owned a gym so he was buffed out and honestly, I don’t think he cared about sex.

It only worked with married women because that wall was hard to break down. My roomie was sleeping with the married woman next door. I was always scared her husband was going to break down the door and kill us all.

[central_va]

She’s very picky.

[Spacetrucker]

Keep dreaming. Laz has already beat you to her door and has dibs. Or so I’ve heard...

[afterhoursarmory]

Welp, this thread is over.

[dp0622]

LOL

OF COURSE you’re right.

In my younger, bad days, (I know this is a conservative board) I brought a woman back to my apartment from a bar.

10am, 11am, 12pm, 1pm...waiting for her to leave.

2pm...3pm...begging her to leave.

4pm...5pm...after much begging and “please don’t do this to me!” she left.

I was the one who said “please don’t do this to me!”

NYC’s rental laws are crazy and I might have had a hard time getting her out!!

[butlerweave]

Prostitution ?

[dp0622]

LOL

I’m actually worried about LAZ and his insane glucose numbers.

I’ve not seen him on the board and he was talking 400s down from 800s.

I hope he is OK.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

I am a single woman in her early 30s

Who writes like that? Most people would write ...”in my early 30’s”. This reads like a fake letter.

[combat_boots]

Get a robot

[KC_Conspirator]

pua; slutwalk; redpill

[Jim Noble]

This reads like a fake letter

You must be a professional detective...

[gr8eman]

really...how hard can it be! No photos for a reason

[Reily]

yep.... nothing like “going on the game”, hours are good & you’ll work from home!

[Rurudyne]

A key that opens many locks is a master key; but, a lock opened by many keys is a shitty lock.

(Yes, it would be better if men kept themselves and honored before marriage and honored God rather than their lusts, but the principal still applies given that men and women often don’t)