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The Moldering Portrait Of Stephen King
Conservative Right Wing News ^ | December 26, 2018 | Jeffrey A. Friedberg

Posted on 12/26/2018 9:34:31 PM PST by RArtfulogerDodger

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Like the horror classic called, “A Portrait Of Dorian Gray,” current photos of Stephen King seem to reveal a more and more frightful person. If his hair were a little longer he could look terrifyingly like somebody’s granny.

Actually, he maybe looks more like a chimp.

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A lot of the things King says, seem as dumb to me as any chimp might say; if chimps could talk.

Especially when this overinflated writer of horror, neuroses, and mental illness bloviates on political topics, his utter ignorance rises like a giant sac of hot air.

We see hot air balloons a lot here in New Mexico. Hot air ballons are as common as pigeons. We also have a lot of pigeons. These birds like to crap all over where they sit, sleep, and eat.

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Stephen King’s opinions and pronouncements seem like that. Pigeons always return to their dirty roost, even though they get picked off one-by-one by hawks, falcons, and owls.

It strikes me Stephen King is just an old, ugly, pigeon bird-brain, who keeps returning to the same dirty roost, over and over. One might think he’d figure out by now that nobody cares what he says about Donald Trump from his crap-splattered perch. And that the only reason he has a place to squat is because of the blood and blowjob in “Carrie.”

Kids, the movie was way better than the book.

I mean—King was rejected like a zillion times by book editors, until somebody started making movies that were better than his books. Then he apparently noticed he could sell made-up bull-crap stories about mentally ill characters.

This is maybe why he can’t seem to get a handle on Trump. Because Trump is Not mentally ill, or demonic, as are some of King’s fictitious creations.

The difference is this: although King seems to have some kind of closeup, first-hand knowledge of mental illness and its demons, Trump is not in that category.

President Donald Trump is a stable, non-drinking, non-smoking, genius with a talent for politics and saving Earth and America.

Whereas, King, his enablers in the twisted media, and those like him, or those susceptible to his portrayals of mental disease—they seem more interested in destroying the world, along with Truth, Justice, and the American Way.

Let’s not forget—King was nearly killed by a car, got banged up with head lacerations and injuries, and had five operations in a ten day span.

But, hey—Stephen King can say whatever he wants—right up there with Streisand, Reiner, Di Nero, Waters, and other, make-believe cartoon characters.

I mean—it’s a Free Country.

Right?

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TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Books/Literature; Politics; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: notalenthack; stephenking; stephenkinghatred; stephenkingtrump; stevenkingtrump; stevenstephenking; stupidkeywords; tds
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1 posted on 12/26/2018 9:34:31 PM PST by RArtfulogerDodger
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To: RArtfulogerDodger

Calling King a “Chimp” is not racist because he doesn’t really look like a chimp.


2 posted on 12/26/2018 9:37:04 PM PST by Cowboy Bob ("Other People's Money" = The life blood of Liberalism)
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To: Cowboy Bob

Que?


3 posted on 12/26/2018 9:39:10 PM PST by RArtfulogerDodger (peace, Love, and Joy To All, Especially Obama and Democrats)
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To: RArtfulogerDodger

King is a good storyteller, but his political views are crap. Shut up and write.


4 posted on 12/26/2018 9:42:36 PM PST by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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To: RArtfulogerDodger

That’s fauxcohontus


5 posted on 12/26/2018 9:45:20 PM PST by knarf (I say things that are true; I have no proof .... but they're true.)
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To: bigbob

Like in It when he had a group of middle schoolers engage in an orgy to unite their souls as one?


6 posted on 12/26/2018 9:53:19 PM PST by LukeL
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To: RArtfulogerDodger

He didn’t survive his encounter with Pennywise.


7 posted on 12/26/2018 9:54:10 PM PST by Redcitizen (I don't always lurk, but when I do, Freerepublic.)
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To: RArtfulogerDodger

The only author who was so lucrative for the publishing house he wrote for that he got to change the rules of the English language.


8 posted on 12/26/2018 9:55:28 PM PST by firebrand
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9 posted on 12/26/2018 9:56:30 PM PST by RArtfulogerDodger (peace, Love, and Joy To All, Especially Obama and Democrats)
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To: firebrand

He electrified the sales conferences, though. Same reason: The sales reps were overawed to be in the presence of someone who made so much money for them.


10 posted on 12/26/2018 9:57:21 PM PST by firebrand
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To: bigbob

I thought King’s writing was superb until he wrote Tommyknockers. The introduction of space aliens struck me as a copout and I never read another thing he wrote.


11 posted on 12/26/2018 10:01:00 PM PST by sparklite2 (See more at Sparklite Times)
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To: RArtfulogerDodger

Friedberg is as hysterical as king.


12 posted on 12/26/2018 10:03:22 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Every time a lefty cries "racism", a Trump voter gets his wings.)
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To: firebrand
The only author who was so lucrative for the publishing house he wrote for that he got to change the rules of the English language.

Could you be more specific?

13 posted on 12/26/2018 10:06:16 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Every time a lefty cries "racism", a Trump voter gets his wings.)
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To: RArtfulogerDodger

I’ve been seeing that cross-dresser for years but I didn’t know it was Billie Jean King.


14 posted on 12/26/2018 10:14:21 PM PST by namvolunteer (Obama says the US is subservient to the UN and the Constitution does not apply. That is treason.9we)
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To: Jeff Chandler

“Jeff Chandler” Died
June 17, 1961 (aged 42)
Culver City, California, U.S. [wikipedia]
??????


15 posted on 12/26/2018 10:15:51 PM PST by RArtfulogerDodger (peace, Love, and Joy To All, Especially Obama and Democrats)
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To: Cowboy Bob

To me he looks like the tapeworm I just pulled out of my cats ass.


16 posted on 12/26/2018 10:22:53 PM PST by inchworm
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To: Jeff Chandler
Jeff Chandler
17 posted on 12/26/2018 10:23:13 PM PST by RArtfulogerDodger (peace, Love, and Joy To All, Especially Obama and Democrats)
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To: inchworm

Not the tapeworm’s fault.


18 posted on 12/26/2018 10:24:30 PM PST by RArtfulogerDodger (peace, Love, and Joy To All, Especially Obama and Democrats)
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To: RArtfulogerDodger

My name is Jeff and I live in the city of Chandler, so . . .


19 posted on 12/26/2018 10:26:22 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Every time a lefty cries "racism", a Trump voter gets his wings.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

AHHHHH...yes, I see....

“THAT was the equation!:”


20 posted on 12/26/2018 10:49:43 PM PST by RArtfulogerDodger (peace, Love, and Joy To All, Especially Obama and Democrats)
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