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Bot Creates Hilarious Movie Script After Watching 1000 Hours of Hallmark Christmas Movies
Twitter via Petty Mayonaise ^ | 12/12/18 | Keaton Patti

Posted on 12/18/2018 6:17:40 PM PST by CaptainPhilFan

Anyone need a good chuckle? A guy made a bot watch 1000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies, and then had it write a script. All he shared was page One, and it's pretty funny.

If Hallmark doesn't option the script, this would make an awesome lego movie. A few more lines at the site.


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Humor; Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: bot; clickbait; hallmark; humor; movie; satire
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1 posted on 12/18/2018 6:17:40 PM PST by CaptainPhilFan
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To: CaptainPhilFan

LOL!


2 posted on 12/18/2018 6:20:27 PM PST by JPJones (More tariffs, less income tax.)
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To: CaptainPhilFan

I think the bot needs to watch more movies.


3 posted on 12/18/2018 6:23:51 PM PST by jimtorr
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To: JPJones

It sounds like a bad google translation of a Chinese Christmas movie.


4 posted on 12/18/2018 6:24:57 PM PST by Husker24
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To: CaptainPhilFan

“Christmas attacks soon”

Every ding dong year whether you want it or not.


5 posted on 12/18/2018 6:25:02 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: CaptainPhilFan

Hilarity ensues!

But now I want to know the ending... is it an AI marriage or death or just a kiss???


6 posted on 12/18/2018 6:25:06 PM PST by reed13k (For evil to triumph it is only necessary that good men do nothing)
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To: CaptainPhilFan

This is exactly how my family talks all the time!


7 posted on 12/18/2018 6:25:51 PM PST by 1FreeAmerican
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To: Husker24

Confucius say Santa kisses mommy, stockings get stuffed.


8 posted on 12/18/2018 6:27:15 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: CaptainPhilFan

Everytime your hear a bell, the Clinton’s received a donation...


10 posted on 12/18/2018 6:27:56 PM PST by Typelouder
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To: BenLurkin

All your Christmas are belong to us.


11 posted on 12/18/2018 6:32:14 PM PST by Flick Lives
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To: CaptainPhilFan

All your Christmases are belong to us!


12 posted on 12/18/2018 6:35:04 PM PST by Ben Hecks
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To: Flick Lives

Is there an echo in here?


13 posted on 12/18/2018 6:35:48 PM PST by Ben Hecks
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To: BenLurkin

My wife, who is currently watching ANOTHER Hallmark Christmas movie says it sounds like the one she is watching now. She just wants to know if the town is still called Evergreen and what time is the town Christmas celebration?


14 posted on 12/18/2018 6:37:04 PM PST by offduty
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To: CaptainPhilFan

LMAO!


15 posted on 12/18/2018 6:40:14 PM PST by TADSLOS (My favorite essential oil is bacon grease.)
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To: CaptainPhilFan

I have just realized that I am bot!


16 posted on 12/18/2018 6:43:00 PM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.,)
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To: Ben Hecks

This recycled FR joke never gets old. Hilarious.

But it has been a while. What was the original line?
All your ______________ are belong to us!


17 posted on 12/18/2018 6:43:23 PM PST by YepYep (Love and Obey the Lord; Build the America you want at your house and keep looking up.)
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To: CaptainPhilFan

I think that one was on just last night - and last Sunday morning - and Friday afternoon - and.....


18 posted on 12/18/2018 6:45:53 PM PST by Intolerant in NJ
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To: CaptainPhilFan

My wife is watching this very movie right now, with her eyes closed.


19 posted on 12/18/2018 6:50:58 PM PST by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
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