Posted on 12/16/2018 7:56:04 AM PST by John Semmens
A survey of 400 people conducted for the GraphicSprings company found 27 percent of respondents suggesting that Santa undergo a sex-change. As one respondent put it, “males have hogged this role for centuries why shouldn’t women get a chance to play this part?”
An even more radical idea was offered by another respondent who suggested that “if we really want to keep up with trends, Santa should be transgender. Think of the inclusiveness this would communicate. By slicing off his scrotum, fashioning a vagina out of his penis, and plumping up his chest with implants we’d create a powerful spokesperson for the idea that everyone can truly be whoever they want to be.”
In other Christmas news, the French national government announced it will fine the town of Béziers 2,000 Euros per day if it does not remove a miniature Nativity scene on display in the courtyard of the Hôtel de Ville. President Macron explained that “the Nativity diorama is a threat to public safety. Any display of non-Muslim religious images has the potential to ignite a killing spree from the immigrant contingent in our country. It is better that we intimidate the people of Béziers with financial penalties than risk a massacre.”
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shouldn’t they have polled Santa to see if he wanted a sex change?
The fact (that provided basis for this satirical article) that the public is polled to see if someone else’s sex should be changed in reprehensible.
They’ll order you and your kids or spouse be sex changed (without your consent) some day.
Hollywood must be really hard up for new material.
The same 27% that never Celebrate Christmas ?
To go along with Scottish tranny gingerperson cookies.
In related news, (withheld) percent think that Mary the mother of Jesus should get a sex change operation. The most honored person on earth, a woman, hase dominated credit for the birth of God for far too long. Men deserve equal credit.
The push for more division and more hatred continues.
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