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Time For a Festive Nervous Breakdown
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 12-2-18 | MOTUS

Posted on 12/02/2018 6:27:19 AM PST by NOBO2012

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To: NOBO2012
Anyway, I think I’ll send a letter to President Trump asking him to make President Xi promise to stop selling us crappy Christmas lights that are clearly intended to drive us crazy so they can take over the world.

LOL - good one.

21 posted on 12/02/2018 7:44:48 AM PST by GOPJ (The enemy of the United States pays for drum circles at 'protests'. Watch for them.)
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To: chaosagent
Just be sure they’re unplugged from the wall, take a pair of heavy scissors or shears and snip away

He prolly tried this method, but forgot step one. After the smell of burnt hair cleared the room, he decided to 'unwind them'.


22 posted on 12/02/2018 7:45:46 AM PST by USS Alaska (Nuke all mooselimb terrorists, today.)
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To: dp0622

Thanks for the ping, my bi-polar cousin!

I’ve never seen A Christmas Story....I’ll have to watch for it.

We keep things simple. No shopping. A little something for the kids, adults don’t need a darn thing. In fact, we’ve all been on a bit of a clearing out binge, so the last thing we need is more “stuff” to be brought into the house.

I hope you enjoy Christmas this year like never before - and celebrate the best president ever!

Oh, and you did very well with your post! Not one ##### in the whole thing! IIRC, that was your resolution last year, no? Good job! lol


23 posted on 12/02/2018 7:46:25 AM PST by JudyinCanada
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To: Yo-Yo

About the only way to debug a bad light is a volt meter. Remove the middle bulb and test the voltage and in halves work you way back to the power source. Of course if the middle bulb socket has power then work downstream. Don’t forget to install the working bulb back into their sockets.


24 posted on 12/02/2018 7:55:41 AM PST by dhs12345
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To: JudyinCanada

Do a simple tree.

Place an empty shell cartridge on top of a branch and be done with it.

Figure out what it is?


25 posted on 12/02/2018 7:58:21 AM PST by oldasrocks (rump)
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To: niteowl77

When the kid was still at home we used to do the family thing and go pick out a real tree. Christmas carols and hot chocolate while decorating it. Then our garbage collectors decided they wouldn’t pick up real trees anymore and you had to load them up and take them to a recycle place so I switched to a 7 foot prelit tree. Decorated it with the grandkids. Christmas carols and hot chocolate. Then the grandkids decided they really didn’t care about all that so I switched to 2 3 ft fiber optic trees. Pull them out of the box and set them on a table and plug them in. lol
But I’m so bad this year my 4 ft tall Halloween pirates are still sitting in the entry way. I think I’ll plop a Santa hat on them and let them be. rofl


26 posted on 12/02/2018 8:04:39 AM PST by sheana
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To: JudyinCanada

ROFL!!!!!!!!!

I’ve been failing lately though!!

Thanks for remind me of my resolution!!

Yeah adult gifts, except mommy :), are out.

Just the kids!!


27 posted on 12/02/2018 8:13:25 AM PST by dp0622 (The Left should know if.. Trump is kicked out of office, it is WAR!)
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To: NOBO2012

I think the lights and decorations are my favorite part of the holiday season - but I just haven’t liked the look of LEDs. Yours look better in the picture than the ones I’ve seen; to me, there’s usually something ‘cold’ about the light.


28 posted on 12/02/2018 8:27:09 AM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it")
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To: Buttons12
Try it in September when His birthday actually is!

How thoughtful to remember his birth 3 months later. /s

29 posted on 12/02/2018 8:33:50 AM PST by rawcatslyentist ("All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing")
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To: Mercat

I am sorry to read of your terrible loss.


30 posted on 12/02/2018 8:39:40 AM PST by TheConservativeParty ( Trust The Trump)
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To: NOBO2012

We use 20 or so real candles. Pretty simple to figure out when one is “done” and to replace it. Nicer light, too. Well worth the higher fire risk. (Do not leave unattended!)


31 posted on 12/02/2018 8:39:59 AM PST by Moltke (Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building.)
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To: sheana

This Creche has been displayed every year since the end of the second World War. It came from Italy via a soldier who brought it home for his family following that war.

32 posted on 12/02/2018 8:40:21 AM PST by Louis Foxwell (The denial of the authority of God is the central plank of the Progressive movement.)
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To: dp0622

I join you in that toast to the President, a man of the people, who takes one dollar a year in salary, to take continuous abuse from the forces of evil, while tirelessly working to save the country we all love.

A toast to you President Trump! I can never thank you enough for what you’ve done for America.


33 posted on 12/02/2018 8:45:40 AM PST by TheConservativeParty ( Trust The Trump)
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To: TheConservativeParty
All my losses are blessings. ❤️😇
34 posted on 12/02/2018 9:06:35 AM PST by Mercat
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To: Mercat
All my losses are blessings. ❤️😇

Indeed, because you can't lose something you never had.

35 posted on 12/02/2018 9:40:02 AM PST by seowulf
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To: NOBO2012

Will the first world problems never end?


36 posted on 12/02/2018 9:43:25 AM PST by Kickass Conservative (Democracy, two Wolves and one Sheep deciding what's for Dinner.)
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To: sheana

Thanks for the idea. We still had our plastic chupacabra skeleton hanging on the front door from Halloween, so my wife just crocheted a tiny Santa hat and scarf for it.


37 posted on 12/02/2018 10:04:20 AM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: dp0622

No problem. Y’see, I myself am nuttier than a 5 pound bag of squirrel poop, and I like seeing others like me happy. I’m funny that way.

CC


38 posted on 12/02/2018 10:08:25 AM PST by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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To: NOBO2012

Say it with me: “fiber optic tree”.

CC


39 posted on 12/02/2018 10:10:56 AM PST by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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To: oldasrocks

A cartridge in a bare tree?

CC


40 posted on 12/02/2018 10:13:20 AM PST by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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