Posted on 09/04/2018 8:34:53 AM PDT by poconopundit
| It's obvious from the events of this pass weekend that the Uniparty, ex-Presidents, and Fake News have a soft spot for ex-Senator John McCain.
The funeral was successfully used by these actors to take pot shots at We the People's POTUS, Donald J. Trump.
A FReeper mailed me an observation that we should be grateful the Deep State doesn't create a permanent display of the embalmed McCain. Consider the mausoleum in Moscow where Vladimir Lenin where visitor have seen his body and face behind protective glass for 94 years now.
But I thought, what if the Deep State actually did this! And maybe, given their advanced technology, they decide to put McCain in suspended animation instead. That's the idea behind the graphic below.
And as for the headline and caption text, I thought, why not tap into the comic wit and political savvy of fertile FReeper minds? I'm sure they will come up with some great suggestions.
True: half the suggestions will be too cruel, crude, or sarcastic to use, but I do expect some brilliant ones.
So I invite you to submit what suggestions you have. Here's my current thought (and please give me feedback):
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Can you help supply a caption or headline? Many thanks.
Did you create the graphic?
Technician 1: Brain Scan.....Zero activity.......
Technician 2: Perfect...................
THE BEAST FROM THE SEA
One of the heads of the beast appeared to be fatally wounded. But the mortal wound was healed, and the whole world was astonished and followed the beast. They worshiped the dragon who had given authority to the beast, and they worshiped the beast, saying, “Who is like the beast, and who can wage war against it?” Revelation 13:3-4
Encased in carbonite
Hmm. I wonder if Futurama ever featured McCain in one of the head-in-a-jar scenes? If not, they really missed an obvious one.
Yes, I created the graphic from this background image:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0f/e9/56/0fe9568129a8e45a031d95222da0a6d4.jpg
“Sure we can re-animate him, but remember how well that worked when we tried it with Joe Biden?”
Or:
“Sir! I have increased the pressure to the maximum limits, but he is STILL expelling hot air and other, er, gasses!”
Caption: "Quick, more chlorine! The urine color is coming back."
Meghan McCain’s last chance to continue her career.
Quick! His eyes blinked....call the U.N.!
“Boy I really gotta pee!”
“Call the Gov of AZ! We have him pickled and can prop him up like Bernie in his seat to vote against Trump!”
Quick wake him, Trump won again.
one to beam up.
reminds me of Brent Spiner scene in INDEPENDENCE DAY
“Technician 1: Brain Scan.....Zero activity.......”
Wasn’t that the case before his heart stopped?
We should have him back online by 2020:-)
“Sure we can re-animate him, but remember how well that worked when we tried it with Joe Biden?”
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