Bell Ringers
Posted on 01/10/2018 2:17:50 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper
A man in Spain who was declared dead by three doctors was actually still alive, which doctors discovered only when he began snoring on the autopsy table, according to news reports.
The man, 29-year-old Gonzalo Montoya Jiménez, was a prisoner at a jail in northern Spain. He was found unconscious in his cell on Sunday (Jan. 7), and was believed to be dead, according to the Spanish news outlet La Voz de Asturias. Three forensic doctors allegedly examined Jiménez and certified his death.
But four hours later, right before Jiménez's autopsy, he was heard making noises on the autopsy table, and found to still be alive. This discovery was not a moment too soon — Jiménez's body even had the marks painted on it to guide the autopsy, a family member told La Voz de Asturias.
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Are they still putting doctor’s licenses in crackerjack boxes?
In Spain
I’ll have to look up “Death Snore”...
Organ harvesting. Again.
I always get a kick out of the TV shows where someone gets shot, hit by a car, explosion, etc. The others run over and look at him - “Oh my gosh - Frank is dead...” Once in awhile they’ll try for a pulse.
NEVER do they just start CPR. I always thought that was dumb. Even dumber when it happens in real life!
If a body is on the autopsy table, the organs are not being harvested.
He could have been reanimating into a biter.
Bell Ringers
Thanks “Mom”. I was just about to post the same response. : )
AMEN and AMEN.
I have done real CPR just once in my life. And the person who I thought was dead coughed up some water and started breathing.
One of the most wonderful days of my life.
I was just talking with a friend the other day - came upon a guy dead on the floor. Who knows how long he had been out. He said he was white on top and purple on the bottom. He started CPR, and another guy came along and they traded off until the paramedics came.
The victim survived and lived another year at home with his family and all of his faculties!
Note to self; stay away from Spanish doctors.
Kind of like when they get stabbed by a thrown knife and die immediately, or kicked to death with one kick.
Check with Yale Professor Brandy X. Lee - she must've received hers there.
He didn’t want to go on the cart.
He was only merely dead and not really most sincerely dead.
LOL
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