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House Hearing Reveals Pattern of Bias in FBI [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Dec 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/10/2017 10:07:29 AM PST by John Semmens

In FBI Director Christopher Wray’s testimony before a House committee earlier this week it became apparent that the FBI exhibited a pattern of inconsistent treatment and bias in the way the agency has handled investigations of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump over the last two years.

Chairman of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC) called the revelations “very damaging to the reputation and credibility of the FBI. Even though there appears to be considerable evidence that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton violated the law, the agency. under then Director James Comey, bent over backwards to excuse and cover up these crimes. Comey even went so far as to assert that no prosecutor would have gone forward with a case against Clinton. As a former prosecutor myself, I strongly disagree.”

“In contrast to the ‘free pass’ given to Clinton, Special Counsel Mueller’s investigation of supposed collusion between Donald Trump and Russia has resembled Inspector Javert’s relentless pursuit of Jean Valjean,” Gowdy said. “He has staffed his team with a bevy of Clinton partisans, including a few who appear to have aided in covering up her misdeeds. After more than six months on the case, there is still no evidence of a Trump/Russia collusion. Instead there is an indication that both the Clinton campaign and the FBI may be implicated in manufacturing the bogus GPS dossier and that this false document was used to secure a FISA warrant to spy on the Trump campaign.”

Willard Weezel, spokesman for Comey, attempted to clarify the former FBI Director’s stance, saying that “Director Comey wasn’t simply addressing the legal issues, but was also weighing the practical issues. On the one hand, if he had referred the matter to Attorney General Lynch it would have seriously damaged a major Party’s chances to win an upcoming election. Keeping the FBI out of politics was an important objective.”

“On the other hand, people engaging in actions that could have a negative impact on the Clintons seem to experience an unusually high frequency of untimely fatal accidents and suicides,” Weezel observed. “So, derailing a possible investigation of the former Secretary probably saved a few lives. Rather than condemning Director Comey for letting one guilty person get away, he deserves the nation’s thanks for helping save these lives.”

In related news, it turns out that Aaron Zebley, a member of Mueller’s investigative team, represented Justin Cooper, the man who enabled Hillary Clinton’s efforts to evade scrutiny of her communications by setting up an unsecure server in her Chappaqua home where she illegally transferred and stored classified government documents. Cooper also destroyed Clinton’s BlackBerries with a hammer to prevent them from being entered as evidence of her lawbreaking. Zebley’s efforts included stonewalling congressional attempts to interview Cooper.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2017/12/09/house-hearing-reveals-pattern-of-bias-in-fbi/


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: clinton; fbi; satire; trump

1 posted on 12/10/2017 10:07:29 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
I am so grateful that Scooter Libby served time for the awful crime of outting Valerie Plame Super Spy Nazi!

Will Susan Rice get the same cell for outting people too?

2 posted on 12/10/2017 11:26:18 AM PST by rawcatslyentist
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To: rawcatslyentist
Will Susan Rice get the same cell for outting people too? Obviously..., a sarcastic rhetorical question!
3 posted on 12/10/2017 12:47:36 PM PST by ExSES (the "bottom-line")
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