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Indonesian Monkey Mafia Emulates Clinton Foundation
DB Daily Update ^ | 5.26.2017 | David Blackmon

Posted on 05/26/2017 4:44:00 AM PDT by EyesOfTX

The Monkeys learned this by observing how the Clinton Foundation works.: New Scientist reports that a “monkey mafia” that has been stealing stuff from tourists in Indonesia has now learned to sell the stolen stuff back to the same tourists for ransom. Which of course is a lesson Bill and Hillary Clinton learned early in life, and have now passed onto Chelsea.

Body-slamming his way to congress.: Despite breathless predictions of a “neck and neck” race by fake pundits all over the fake news media leading into election day, Republican Greg Gianforte, who apparently has a promising future in professional wrestling, easily defeated his Democrat opponent, nudist colony entertainer Rob Quist, in Thursday’s election to fill Montana’s vacant congressional seat. No word yet on how the fake reporters in the fake news media will spin this into a moral victory for the tiny, dying Democrat Party.

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: clinton; monkeymafia; obama; trump

1 posted on 05/26/2017 4:44:00 AM PDT by EyesOfTX
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To: EyesOfTX

Never thought I’d say this, but the body slamming of a leftist MSM reporter brings me a sense of contentment and peace.

I feel the opposite of what Obi Wan felt when he sensed the planet getting blown up in the 1st Star Wars movie.

It’s a good feeling.


2 posted on 05/26/2017 4:59:13 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan
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No word yet on how the fake reporters in the fake news media will spin Democrats' Montana loss into a moral victory for the tiny, dying Democrat Party.

Democrats lost again? Dumbos just lost a race---in Omaha---the race that got caught in the abortion debate.

Dimmies sure picked a DNC winner in loud-mouthed Perez. Guy cant win an election to save his soul.

Perez declared abortion-on-demand is Democrats' ticket to victory. So if that's not working....I guess Perez is looking at infanticide....perhaps mercy killing of the disabled.

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In Kansas couple weeks ago, Repub Estes won by a commanding eight points; then Dumbo Ossoff in GA failed to prevent a runoff...even after every prog/Dumbo and his second cousin from East Overshoe, USA, gave Ossoff some 10 million dollars.

Earlier Democrats lost again b/c they failed to flip Zero Seats in Four Blue State Special Elections. Those total Democrat humiliations by the Russians occurred right after DNC genius Tom Perez bragged Democrats would show that that "resistance to Trump" could be translated into electoral victories.

To add insult to injury, the Minnesota, Connecticut, Virginia Democrat losses are the states the Russians threw to Hillary in the 2016 presidential election.

Go figure.

3 posted on 05/26/2017 5:21:20 AM PDT by Liz ( Liberalism is standing on your head and telling the rest of the world that it's upside down.)
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To: Liz
...perhaps mercy killing of the disabled.

The left ought to be careful with that, as they are all demonstrably mentally disabled themselves.

4 posted on 05/26/2017 5:25:10 AM PDT by meyer (The Constitution says what it says, and it doesn't say what it doesn't say.)
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No question. Demas are finding out.......their stuff bites back.


5 posted on 05/26/2017 5:28:15 AM PDT by Liz ( Liberalism is standing on your head and telling the rest of the world that it's upside down.)
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To: T-Bone Texan
Never thought I’d say this, but the body slamming of a leftist MSM reporter brings me a sense of contentment and peace.

I'm not sure I agree with body slamming the reporter. I would have gone with the "Pile Driver."

6 posted on 05/26/2017 5:37:21 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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Gianforte celebrates the title...er, win:

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6deqgm/greg_gianforte_has_been_declared_the_winner_in/?ref=search_posts


7 posted on 05/26/2017 7:49:29 AM PDT by Fantasywriter (Any attempt to do forensic work using Internet artifacts is fraught with pitfalls. JoeProbono)
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