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When you Gotta Go
AK Sportsman ^ | 4/17/2017 | S Morstan

Posted on 04/17/2017 11:58:05 AM PDT by w1n1

When you're in the woods and you need a place to go, you can at least go comfortably with this wilderness lifehack!

Lots of you have probably been putting garbage bags in buckets for this kind of thing (or just been using buckets, you savages), but why not add a little extra luxury for a few added dollars, and put a pool noodle seat on it? You can even hang the paper roll from the handle.

One thing I might add, if I were doing this– maybe consider reinforcing the pool noodle with some duct tape if you’re going to use it for more than one trip. You don’t need an unexpected bucket-butt meeting.

Please remember to pack your lysol and hand sanitizer. For everyone's sake. See the detail on how to make this porta potty here.


TOPICS: Hobbies; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: humor; survival
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1 posted on 04/17/2017 11:58:05 AM PDT by w1n1
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To: w1n1

You’re kidding


2 posted on 04/17/2017 12:01:02 PM PDT by Ray76 (DRAIN THE SWAMP)
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Is this guy car camping?

Dig a hole, squat, wipe, cover


3 posted on 04/17/2017 12:02:21 PM PDT by joshua c (Cut the cord! Don't pay for the rope they hang you with.)
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Your grandpa can teach you to, if it is necessary, use leaves from a nearby bush to clean up; but, it takes life experience to learn not to choose a bush with small spiky leaves.


4 posted on 04/17/2017 12:03:50 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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disgusting. much cleaner ways of taking care of business in the wild or situations where you need to improvise.


5 posted on 04/17/2017 12:08:53 PM PDT by b4me (If Jesus came to set us free, why are so many professed Believers still in chains?)
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For those seeking a little more comfort, try cutting a hole on the seat of a stackable resin patio chair and place the bucket underneath. Of course, if you’re packing into the deep woods you may not want to bring along an item as bulky as the chair, but it’s a lightweight option for those who only want to sorta-rough it.


6 posted on 04/17/2017 12:11:42 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( ))))
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“Your grandpa can teach you to, if it is necessary, use leaves from a nearby bush to clean up; but, it takes life experience to learn not to choose a bush with small spiky leaves.”
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Nahhh - what you really need for that is two corn cobs, one dark & one light. First use the dark one and then the light one to make sure you got everything with the dark cob. If not, repeat as needed.
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7 posted on 04/17/2017 12:12:38 PM PDT by LouieFisk
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If you cut the bottom out of that bucket you’ve got a nice stool to sit on while you take care of business. Maybe that’s what he’s trying to say. Cuz if you’re in the woods, I can’t imagine you want to take the products of the exercise anywhere with you.


8 posted on 04/17/2017 12:13:00 PM PDT by ichabod1 (I call Obama "osama" because he damaged us far more than Osama bin Ladin ever did.)
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just a saw source name, a sportsman magazine? are they obama type sportsmen? not used to roughing it?


9 posted on 04/17/2017 12:13:01 PM PDT by b4me (If Jesus came to set us free, why are so many professed Believers still in chains?)
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Carry this thing when in the woods? Really?

Gotta be marketed for city folks that never go to the woods and think they might need it in case they ever do.

I can visualize some clown carrying one on a park trail. It would be a good laugh.

How about just sitting over a log, or squatting & covering with dirt. Then leaves, handkerchief or sock for cleaning up?


10 posted on 04/17/2017 12:13:10 PM PDT by redfreedom
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I hope that foam is hard or it’s gonna be no fun riding the top of the bucket.


11 posted on 04/17/2017 12:14:22 PM PDT by LouieFisk
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Do you have to share that with the bears?


12 posted on 04/17/2017 12:14:37 PM PDT by Fresh Wind (Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
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shovel, sh*t, shovel, done.


13 posted on 04/17/2017 12:19:11 PM PDT by Karliner (Jeremiah29:11,Romans8:28 Isa 17, Damascus has fallen)
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To: Rurudyne

Grandpa said he used pages from the Sears catalog for that, so I just went to www.sears.com on my phone.


14 posted on 04/17/2017 12:22:35 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity - Pres. Eisenhower)
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To: Rurudyne

Grandpa said he used pages from the Sears catalog for that, so I just went to www.sears.com on my phone.


15 posted on 04/17/2017 12:22:45 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity - Pres. Eisenhower)
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People have been using plastic buckets for thousands of years! This newfangled pool noodle idea will never catch on.


16 posted on 04/17/2017 12:22:57 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
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To: w1n1

I usually dig a hole about a foot deep and then launch one.

I’m not carrying that ridiculous COS ...


17 posted on 04/17/2017 12:23:36 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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I just wear depends- solves everything- don’t have to carry anything but a load-


18 posted on 04/17/2017 12:23:45 PM PDT by Bob434
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ewwwwwwwwww Cornholio would be proud LOL


19 posted on 04/17/2017 12:29:24 PM PDT by halfright (Deplorable in Florida)
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Winner in a Bad Advice contest: “Leaflets three, good TP”


20 posted on 04/17/2017 12:31:38 PM PDT by omega4412
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