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Canada’s first bar for escaping Muslim migrants is a 100-metre straight shot from the border
Canada Free Press ^ | 02/19/17 | Judi McLeod

Posted on 02/19/2017 4:11:30 AM PST by Sean_Anthony

Nor has there been any sign of Rosie O’Donnell, Alec Baldwin, Barbra Streisand et al who had threatened to move to the Great White North if Trump was elected

Muslim migrants trickling in over the unprotected U.S. border to Canada are much more savvy than Liberals on the run from The Donald that urban legend jokes Canadian farmers could be finding in their barns.


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: canada; liberals; migrants; trump

1 posted on 02/19/2017 4:11:30 AM PST by Sean_Anthony
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To: Sean_Anthony

Punctuation? !;.,”


2 posted on 02/19/2017 4:13:04 AM PST by fivecatsandadog (WE WON. GET OVER IT.)
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To: Sean_Anthony

They head straight to a bar?


3 posted on 02/19/2017 4:13:31 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Sean_Anthony

I though Muslims weren’t supposed to drink alcohol.


4 posted on 02/19/2017 4:17:11 AM PST by Ciaphas Cain (The choice to be stupid is not a conviction I am obligated to respect.)
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To: BenLurkin

Davey Crockett kill’t him one when he was only three.


5 posted on 02/19/2017 4:17:44 AM PST by knarf
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To: Sean_Anthony

“I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. “He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”

Ba Da dum -— a Cannuck Rodney Dangerfield?


6 posted on 02/19/2017 4:17:47 AM PST by fivecatsandadog (WE WON. GET OVER IT.)
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To: knarf

I had the hat.

Tail and all.


7 posted on 02/19/2017 4:21:40 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

Me too ... you must be an ol’ fart, too


8 posted on 02/19/2017 4:28:10 AM PST by knarf
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To: Ciaphas Cain

I’ve seen plenty of instances where Muslims drink as soon as they get the chance.

Since alcohol is illegal in many Muslim countries, other Muslim countries have a thriving tourism industry that caters to those who want the chance to indulge in alcohol.

When I was in France in the 1970s, I saw quite a few Muslim alcoholics who had never learned to moderate alcohol in their alcohol-free native countries. (France had high numbers of Muslims even then, mostly from Algeria, Morocco, and Tunisia, in that order of prevalence.)


9 posted on 02/19/2017 4:31:25 AM PST by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
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To: knarf

69 in two months.


10 posted on 02/19/2017 4:52:49 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi
If I had a Feb 29th this year, I'd be also ....

Alas !

I'm only gonn'a be 17 1/4

11 posted on 02/19/2017 5:02:36 AM PST by knarf
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To: knarf

you must be an ol’ fart, too

That’s,properly, ROORF...’Royal Order Old Retired Farts’ !!

Gotta show some respect....


12 posted on 02/19/2017 5:14:22 AM PST by litehaus (A memory toooo long.............)
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To: fivecatsandadog

Lol


13 posted on 02/19/2017 5:17:42 AM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: exDemMom
many years ago...I was flying from Pakistan to Tokyo via Colombo, the plane taxied up to the terminal, and the pilot announced that all could deplane....the plane emptied in one big rush...the lines at the duty-free shop for alcohol were long and impatient as the Muslims bought their bottle of wine and other spirits......
14 posted on 02/19/2017 5:37:27 AM PST by B212
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To: Sean_Anthony

Alec Baldwin tried to get asylum in Canada.

He did NOT pass the hoser test( a.k.a. the McKenzie Brothers’ Test)

Streisand is persona-non-grata in Canada, she slept with Pierre Trudeau, got an STD, and told the world about it.

Rosie O’donell refused to learn French, so she can’t be admitted to Canada.

That takes care of the big whiners.Canada much prefers
Syrian refugee women and theor children who wil outbreed even the Quebecoise.


15 posted on 02/19/2017 6:21:55 AM PST by Candor7 (Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
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To: knarf

I have a grandson born on February 28th and a daughter born on March 1st. Leap year screws up the celebrations.


16 posted on 02/19/2017 6:52:04 AM PST by fhayek
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To: Ciaphas Cain
I though Muslims weren’t supposed to drink alcohol.

Are you kidding me. The first thing Saudi businessmen do when they know their plane is out of Saudi Airspace, is the empty all the liquor on the plane, and then once the plane lands, they head straight for the nearest nudie bar.

17 posted on 02/19/2017 6:53:39 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: RightGeek
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield..."

Now that I think a little more about this "statement", the name Red Greenfield is a little bit suspicious. Red Green is a HUGE Canadian celebrity. Contrived?

Red Green:


18 posted on 02/19/2017 8:24:08 AM PST by fivecatsandadog (WE WON. GET OVER IT.)
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To: Sean_Anthony
Little Mosque on the Prairie
19 posted on 02/19/2017 8:32:02 AM PST by fivecatsandadog (WE WON. GET OVER IT.)
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