Posted on 01/28/2017 8:29:30 AM PST by John Semmens
Irate that US President Donald Trump “is upending the convivial relationship our two countries enjoyed while Obama held the presidency,” Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto vowed “to do everything in my power to protect the rights of Mexican nationals living in the United States.”
Peña rejected accusations that his stance was hypocritical given Mexico’s harsh treatment of illegal immigrants in his country. “Mexico has a right and an obligation to protect our resources from being consumed by those who have no right to be here,” Peña insisted. “We are a poor country with too many mouths to feed. The United States is a rich country grown fat by siphoning off resources that rightfully belong to all of humanity. Those who migrate to America to reclaim these resources are vanguards for social justice. Trump has no moral authority to expel them or to impede their efforts to enter his country.”
El Presidente was unsure of how he would fulfill his promise to protect his countrymen residing in the US. “Obviously, we are not powerful enough to directly enforce this promise,” Peña admitted. “However, there are more subtle methods that may be undertaken. Border gangs already have played a big role in smuggling immigrants and drugs into America. And Senator Armando Pitter has suggested that we could assist members of ISIS to enter the United States. So, we have a few cards we can play to inflict pain on our enemy.”
Allies may be on hand to launch environmental lawsuits aimed at stopping a border wall. Kierán Suckling, executive director of the Center for Biological Diversity, pointed out that “a barrier to the migration of jaguars and ocelots would pose a serious threat to the biodiversity of these endangered species. Sacrificing these beautiful animals in order to prevent as Trump says, ‘the invasion of murderers and rapists’ is too high a price to pay. There is already an over proliferation of the human species. The loss of a few would be more tolerable than the loss of a few of these scarcer animals.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://azconservative.org/2017/01/28/mexican-president-vows-to-protect-illegals-living-in-the-us/
Here’s an idea: Mexico should become a Sanctuary Country for illegals living in the US. Go there for protection and safety.
He can send us big fat checks to pay for his citizens, same for all the other nationals from elsewhere.
Mexico: A sanctuary nation for narcos and corrupt politicians.
He can send us big fat checks to pay for his citizens ...
The reason so many Mexicans come here is because of their FAILED STATE.
They don’t educate their citizens. They don’t provide them good job or healthcare opportunities. It’s their politicians fault.
Also, so much of it is racist on their behalf. The controlling leaders of Mexico are of European background. They’ve treated the indigenous people poorly for generations. Again, they fail to educate them and provide opportunities.
Mexico also finds it cheaper to send violent criminals here than to keep them in Mexico. If they’re sick, they also get dumped on us.
My question to the Mexican president is, “So how is this the USA’s fault? “
Took two decades legally but my wife became a citizen two years ago.
She was from Mexico. She can not go back, they would kidnap her for ransom then kill her.
A childhood friend last year on a rumor was disected while live into little pieces, including her eyeballs and insides as a lesson from cartels, even on a rumor.
Massive molestation of girls by neighbors and men in their own families; she went to Morelia one year and all five roads had headless bodies on display on the way in.
It is Isis with a little Catholicism on a minor level thrown in.
She has ended some relationships with past friends. (because they were)
#1. Using welfare to pay mortgage in Mexico.
#2. Constant takers constantly in need of you for money.
#3. Alchoholics, drug addiction as kids became adults.
And so on.
The ones on welfare using it for their retirement in Mexico said they were here because you can live well in poverty in America. In Mexico you just starve.
Sounds horrible.
I absolutely have no issues with people that do it the right way as your wife did.
Without their leeching off us, Mexico would be considered a failed state. We don’t need their problems and we don’t need to take care of all their problems.
They don’t even have to pay for a military. They know we’ll protect them. They have no excuses for generations of failure. Their leadership is the problem.
You bet he wants to protect illegals in the U. S. They are probably the second largest source of income to Mexico. Second only to oil. In order for this to remain, the illegals must remain in the U. S. and either earn money or get money from welfare to send home to Mexico.
He can’t do anything for illegals in the US unless Trump gives him a Vsia to enter the country/
You realize of course that this statement isn't really satire. It is the core of what American Lefties believe.
You should see the pictures of Mexico, it is really pretty, but the issue has IMO been the corrupt politicians and cartels obviously.
They achieved this breakdown of their nation IMO through a lack of guns (second amendment).
I have heard stories from that side of the family about how guns are owned, Federalies come through, confiscate the guns and then drug cartels with guns come in and dominate areas.
BAD BAD and BAD
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