Dear Democrats: Just Keep It Up

The American Spectator ^ | November 18, 2016 | JUDAH FRIEDMAN

[Steelfish]

Dear Democrats: Just Keep It Up JUDAH FRIEDMAN November 18, 2016

And see what happens.

The Democratic Party is broken, beaten down, shell-shocked, and scratching its heads wondering what went wrong. So, I have decided, being the noble American that I am, to offer some aid and comfort, not to the enemy, but to my fellow Americans as well as some friendly suggestions on how they can rebuild their party and image to compete in four years.

President Obama should keep going around the world making incendiary comments about President (elect) Trump. There is nothing Americans like more than hearing negative comments about the person for whom they voted, and themselves, even more so when those comments are made abroad. Mr. Obama’s presidency started out with an apology tour, and to quote Yogi Berra “it’s like déjà vu all over again.” Maybe when he returns from his last world tour as President he can have a beer summit.

Next on the agenda is making sure protesters remain on the street, blocking highways and businesses. There is no better message to those out of work than people who don’t want to work. College, elementary, and high school kids should continue to stage walkouts. Who doesn’t enjoy watching their tax dollars at work? Furthermore, I implore all Democrats to pass legislation that all Americans should be required to have service animals. I would have suggested dogs, but I want to be inclusive of all animals.

Getting more celebrity endorsements is also a key factor for the next presidential election. Whoever is the next Democrat nominee must ensure that he or she or they acquire endorsements, not just from every entertainer in America, but every entertainer in the world.

Have them create YouTube videos, constantly tweet, Facebook, threaten not only to leave... Continued....

[Blue Jays]

Already posted with many, many replies...

[pepsionice]

I would say that the Democratic Party has lost it’s focus on who they represented. After they dumped the regular working class guy about a decade ago....they just assumed that they’d keep coming back. At this junction now....they have to worry that so much emphasis will be put on Latinos....that even blacks will figure out the gimmick and start voting Republican.

[Blennos]

Very clever stuff. Mark Steyn/Daniel Greenfield calibre clever. I like this guy.

[CptnObvious]

Dear Democrats: Just Keep It Up

Yes, Democrats, cling to your Socialist ideals. Continue to run to George Soros who has this goal.

Continue supporting Only Black Lives Matter.

Fervently support Rapists in the Women's and Girl's bathrooms.

Call for higher Taxes on the Middle Class as Mrs. Clinton did.

Please Do!

[Dr. Pritchett]

Yes. I love this. Reminds me of all the pre-election stories in the LSM about what the conservatives really need to do if they want to win.

[jonascord]

The last and most constructive thing the democrats must continue to do is to convince themselves that they are somehow brighter and more cleverly adept than those dim uneducated bigots that create the machines that pave the roads, design the cars that run on them, machine and build the pumps, pipe and bits that drill for and find the oil that runs the cars that use the roads.

What can be more persuasive? An eight year PHD in gender studies contributes more to civilization than a two year course in welding, or civil engineering, or 12 years in astrophysics.

Oh, and keep screeching that anyone who votes against dictatorship of the "educated" is voting against their own self interest. Very convincing.