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Hillary's Unsecure Email System Breached [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 Nov 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/05/2016 10:04:20 AM PDT by John Semmens

FBI agents examining the trove of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's emails on a lap-top computer seized from sexter Anthony Weiner reportedly have discovered that the emails show signs of being hacked on multiple occasions. Among the suspected hackers are China, Germany, Russia and South Korea.

Clinton campaign manager Robby Mook contends that "this proves what we've been saying all along. It's good that a source as reputable as the FBI has corroborated that it is the Russians who've been meddling in our election and why America's future security is dependent upon the election of a proven leader like Secretary Clinton as our next president."

FBI Director James Comey declined to offer any details regarding the ongoing criminal investigation into Secretary Clinton's illegal email set-up, but did call Mook's assertion "an inaccurate characterization of the status of what we have gleaned from Mr. Weiner's device."

In related news, Huma Abedin, Hillary confidante and wife to Weiner, has been tasked by the campaign to atone for her role in the scandal by raising more money to supplement the billion dollar effort to elect Clinton. At a fund-raiser at the north-west Washington home of Constance Milstein, a $5,000 donation will entitle the giver to a "selfie" photograph with Abedin. Millionaire Democrat donor Dennis Mann says he "can't wait. This is the biggest scandal in American history. Paying a mere $5,000 to be photographed with a key confederate like Huma is an opportunity not to be missed."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=232941.0


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: corruption; emails; hillary; satire

1 posted on 11/05/2016 10:04:20 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

5000 for a pic w / Huma?

Cant imagine what these suckers would pay for a pic w / Anthony’s weiner.


2 posted on 11/05/2016 10:15:41 AM PDT by Liz (Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: John Semmens

“Gleaned from Weiner’s Device” :^)


3 posted on 11/05/2016 10:21:32 AM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west))
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To: John Semmens

or ‘Hillary’s insecure server’ as Trump sez ... kind of a pearl of wisdom in a way ;)


4 posted on 11/05/2016 10:51:09 AM PDT by american colleen
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To: John Semmens

Isn’t everything about Hitlary “semi-satire”?


5 posted on 11/05/2016 11:15:57 AM PDT by zaxtres
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