Columnist Says He Won't Date Feminists, Feminists Instantly Validate Him

PJ Media ^ | September 12, 2016 | Tom Knighton

[Albion Wilde]

I was doing fine with this essay and all the comments until I followed the links and found a photo of the author:

Boyfriend needs a dermatologist, a dentist, and a stylist. What is with those 50s glasses and 70s sideburns?

[T-Bone Texan]

Well, goofy looks aside, a man should not have to rely on his appearance. This dude should be getting laid left and right, just because.

[Albion Wilde]

Sorry; men shouldn't get to take their grooming for granted any more than women should. Right here on FR, women get rated "guilty" or "not guilty" every day based on looks. There are a few simple things he could do, like get a $4 tube of whitening toothpaste and lose the totally outdated sideburns.

If he really wanted to think about his own health, he would hit the gym and lose a couple of pounds, and he would look more healthy, which psychologists have shown is an unconscious choice motivator for women who want to find a mate with whom to have children.

And overweight is one of men's chief turn-offs about women, so fair is fair.

[T-Bone Texan]

I note that he has bad skin, which is easily improved via diet.

His fatness could be improved via diet, too.

[bankwalker]

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Oh, dear. Maybe those feminazis had a point after all.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Saying “goofy looks aside” implies that a man does indeed have to rely on his appearance, at least in part.

[Albion Wilde]

And we wish him well with all of that! Every pot has a lid, as grandma used to say!

[Albion Wilde]

LOL. It wouldn’t take much effort to fix things. That’s the key: he is telegraphing future slobbitude.

[PapaBear3625]

He makes a point about not wanting to date feminists for reasons of incompatible personalities.

He gets slammed by feminists for being physically unattractive.

Feminists don’t see the irony of that.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

However, it’s possible his teeth were stained by antibiotics when he was a child. I believe that’s what happened to mine and, from ongoing experience, it seems almost impossible to whiten them.

Of course, maybe if I didn’t drink so much coffee, heh-heh.

[Albion Wilde]

I’ve heard that prednisone can do that. Without more evidence, then, I’ll have to give him a pass. Now, about those razor burns on his neck...