Posted on 09/07/2016 9:34:18 AM PDT by Sean_Anthony
Another reason to vote Trump!
If you’ve seen her stand up, or the movie “Trainwreck,” you know Amy Schumer is less of a comedian than she is a human endurance test. She’s the kind of painfully unfunny celeb who exists so you cage determine how long you’d hold out if you were ever subjected to a Marathon Man-style interrogation. Your torturer will say “talk,” and you’ll respond ” I saw Amy Schumer do two hours at the Funny Bone in Cincinnati, do your worst.”
Given that she’s not - in any way - funny, there would be no loss to the comedy world if she wandered away from the United States. In fact, she’d be doing everyone a favor. Now, like other so-called celebrities before her, she’s threatening to leave. ...And you can help make it happen.
I wonder how many people stopped drinking Bud Light because of the as campaign featuring Schumer. The people who even know who Schumer is I doubt would be interested in Bud Light in the first place.
Ms. Schumer’s only talent, which she shares with her Senator cousin, is that she has the ability to talk, continuously and non-stop, indefinitely.
What’s an Amy Schumer?
Never mind. I looked her up. OUCH!
We better have a counter weight on the opposite of the country from where she leaves from to prevent the country from tipping over into the respective ocean.
Heck yeah! That skank can leave and take her STDs with her.
Has there EVER been one of these pieces of human debris That has actually left the country when the election didn’t out the way they wanted?
The last lib I can name leaving the country is Bill Clinton, who went to Great Briton to avoid Kennedy’s war in Vietnam.
Every time one of these celebs mouths off about Trump & threatens to leave the country if he is elected just puts the country one step closer to solving 2 problems at once.
Britain
I had the misfortune to see this pig on a stage in NYC this spring. We purchased tickets to a comedy club and the headliner was “to be announced”. A talentless, vulgar, ugly cow. There were 6 warm-up acts, all of whom were funnier and less vulgar. We paid our bill and left half-way through her monologue celebrating her slutty self.
Any relation to Chuck?
Just dont send her to Guam they have tipped over enough already
They said the same BS in 2000 before Bush was elected and unfortunately they NEVER left..would have been nice if they left, the smell of rotting flesh in the atmosphere would finally be gone
“Amy Schumer becomes latest celeb to campaign for Trump—By promising to leave the country if he wins”
YAWN.
The leftist freaks never keep their promises.
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