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More Top Democrats’ Emails Hacked [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 August 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/14/2016 10:00:44 AM PDT by John Semmens

The recent release of emails hacked from the Democratic National Committee may be only the tip of an ice berg of embarrassing revelations of secrets Party big shots wish would have stayed hidden. The FBI estimates that the email accounts of more than 100 top Party officials may have been compromised.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) called the breach “as dangerous a threat to America as the Watergate scandal. The privacy of the leaders of the Democratic Party has been severely damaged.”

Earlier disclosures from the DNC hack showed unseemly behavior by officials to rig the primary election in favor of Hillary Clinton. This included collusion between the DNC and various media outlets to slant news and polls against her main rival Sen. Bernie Sanders, not to mention racially and sexually derogatory language.

“The people ruling this country need to be able to communicate frankly with each other without having to fear that their every word will be scrutinized,” Pelosi argued. “Sometimes we have to do things for the common good that those on the outside might interpret as unfair. Sometimes in the heat of the moment we might use words that others could find offensive. Rather than prying into our private thoughts the American public needs to have faith that Democrats will look out for their interests.”

In related news, former CBS anchorman Dan Rather called upon his media pals to “shame Trump supporters. This is not an ordinary election. If Donald Trump wins our entire way of life will be upended.” Rather urged the industry to “follow my example. I went out on a limb to try to save the country from George Bush. It cost me my career, but at least I did the right thing. We newsmen all need to heed the call of New York Times columnist Jim Rutenberg and not let an ill-considered respect for objectivity, truth, or fairness obstruct our higher obligation to turn back the most serious threat this nation has ever faced.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2016/08/13/mccain-assails-trumps-crediting-obama-and-clinton-for-rise-of-isis/


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Government; History; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; email; hacks; satire

1 posted on 08/14/2016 10:00:44 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Excellent job, John! Outstanding!


2 posted on 08/14/2016 10:13:03 AM PDT by xzins ( Free Republic Gives YOU a voice heard around the globe. Support the Freepathon!)
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This included collusion between the DNC and various media outlets to slant news and polls against her main rival Sen. Bernie Sanders, not to mention racially and sexually derogatory language.

We should these emails coordinating intentional poll distortion. If they can do it against Sanders, then they're doing it against anyone.

That would be YUUUUGGGE!

3 posted on 08/14/2016 10:14:35 AM PDT by xzins ( Free Republic Gives YOU a voice heard around the globe. Support the Freepathon!)
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To: John Semmens
DAN RATHER: "We newsmen all need to heed the call of New York Times columnist Jim Rutenberg and not let an ill-considered respect for objectivity, truth, or fairness obstruct our higher obligation to turn back the most serious threat this nation has ever faced.”

Too too funny....b/c its sadly true.

4 posted on 08/14/2016 10:19:08 AM PDT by Liz (SAFE PLACE? A liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing penetrates it.)
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