Posted on 05/10/2016 10:51:47 AM PDT by John Semmens
Concerned that the flow of Muslim immigrants into the European Union might be deterred if member nations refuse to accept ever enlarging quantities of refugees, officials are implementing a €250,000 (about $300,000) per head fine for every refugee not allowed into a country.
EU spokesman Geert Waloon explained that "the European reproduction rate is far below replacement levels. If our countries are to avoid becoming uninhabited 'ghost towns' we must increase our population. The refugees are fertile and not averse to generating offspring. Securing an abundant supply of them will ensure that EU government workers will have an adequate number of welfare clients to justify their employment." The fines are expected to raise in excess of €50 million annually, most of which will be used to fund the salaries of EU welfare agency employees.
GOP presumptive presidential nominee Donald Trump called the fines "insane" and vowed that "nothing like this will happen in our country if I'm its next president."
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That sounds like Turkey’s ACTUAL plan to remove a few zeros from the end of their lira.
and only NATO member countries are being forced to take these Rapefugees
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