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Principal Bans Girls' Tackle Football Game, Suggests Bobbing for Apples Instead
Reason Magazine ^ | Lenore Skenazy

Posted on 05/04/2016 1:41:11 PM PDT by OddLane

A tradition for 50 years, the "powder puff" girls tackle football game in Jupiter, Florida, is being canceled for the first time thanks to—what else?—safety concerns.

Dan Frank, Jupiter High School's principal, said "Student safety is my first priority." The girls' short practice time and borrowed safety equipment, he said, "put our students at risk." After all: A girl broke her leg a few years ago.

Maybe the school should get rid of its stairs, while they're at it.

It's not that the principal didn't have some whiz-bang alternatives up his sleeve like... bobbing for apples. The Associated Press reports:

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TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: athletics; education; florida; football
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1 posted on 05/04/2016 1:41:11 PM PDT by OddLane
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To: OddLane

Future wh intern training? Did I say that?


2 posted on 05/04/2016 1:43:43 PM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: OddLane

Sticking your face into water that 20 other strangers just opened their mouth in,what could possibly go wrong?


3 posted on 05/04/2016 1:45:44 PM PDT by Donglalinger
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To: OddLane

How about teaching the girls to use a handgun safely?

Statistics totally support that.


4 posted on 05/04/2016 1:47:48 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: OddLane
Ridiculous. The girls LOVE to hit!


5 posted on 05/04/2016 1:52:08 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Talisker

Teaching a woman to shoot?

That can be pretty damaging to the male ego (I have taught a couple of women to shoot an one of them, my wife, is now a better shot than me) :-)

Seriously, that is a great idea.


6 posted on 05/04/2016 1:52:19 PM PDT by RedStateRocker (Better questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.)
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To: BenLurkin

As long as they are the right kind doing the hitting.


7 posted on 05/04/2016 2:09:36 PM PDT by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
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To: BenLurkin

Holy crap! What is that? The Stripper Football League?


8 posted on 05/04/2016 2:10:59 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: WKUHilltopper
Lingerie Football.

(Kaff! Kaff!) Or so I've...uh...heard...

9 posted on 05/04/2016 2:12:32 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: rktman

Wow.

I was thinking it but, wasn’t going to say it...


10 posted on 05/04/2016 2:15:50 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: BenLurkin

LFL 4 LIFE!


11 posted on 05/04/2016 2:19:12 PM PDT by OddLane
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To: WKUHilltopper
The Los Angeles Temptation

They wear the Silver; they wear the Black!


12 posted on 05/04/2016 2:20:27 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: OddLane

“Ducking for apples ... Change one letter and it’s the story of my life.” - Dorothy Parker


13 posted on 05/04/2016 2:22:54 PM PDT by wideminded
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To: OddLane

Bobbing for apples?

But...But..

1. You could drown.
2. You could get a disease.
3. An apple could hit you and put an eye out!


14 posted on 05/04/2016 2:23:15 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Vendome

I’m a baaaaaad boy. LOL!


15 posted on 05/04/2016 2:25:09 PM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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To: wideminded

The wit of Long Branch.


16 posted on 05/04/2016 2:49:18 PM PDT by OddLane
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To: OddLane

Why don’t they just play flag football?


17 posted on 05/04/2016 3:00:51 PM PDT by vladimir998 (Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
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To: OddLane

Oh Lordy. We played tackle no pads


18 posted on 05/04/2016 3:06:09 PM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: left that other site

I once saw a band named: “Bob on This”.


19 posted on 05/04/2016 3:30:01 PM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus headsConservatus)
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To: gigster

LOL.


20 posted on 05/04/2016 3:30:37 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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