Beer, Chips Spill All Over I-95 After Florida Truck Crash

NBC News ^ | 3/23/16 | Elizabeth Chuck

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Two trucks, one carrying beer and the other hauling chips, collided in Florida early Wednesday, littering the highway with the stuff that couch potatoes' dreams are made of.

The crash between the semi-tractor trailer transporting Busch beer and the box truck filled with Frito-Lay products happened on Interstate 95 in Brevard County just after 3:10 a.m., the Florida Highway Patrol said.

"Neither driver was hurt, but you had Doritos and Busch beer all over I-95," Sergeant Kim Montes, a spokeswoman for the Florida Highway Patrol, told NBC News. "That's like a Super Bowl commercial right there."

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I would have preferred a Pizza Delivery Truck, but you can't have it all! :-)

[Kartographer]

See Laz dreams do sometimes come true!

[SIDENET]

Two trucks, one carrying beer and the other hauling chips, collided in Florida

I'm waiting for a chocolate truck to collide with a peanut butter truck.

[ConservingFreedom]

The driver:

[NFHale]

“....Two trucks, one carrying beer and the other hauling chips, collided ...”

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Kartographer]

I am waiting for a Right Twix truck to collide with a Left Twix truck, won’t that be confusing? ;-)

[GOYAKLA]

I need a Peterbilt!
Check Tagline. ;^}

[rdl6989]

Nice, oh and the truck is okay too.

[Yo-Yo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry, it wasn't beer. It was Busch.

[kaehurowing]

At least it wasn’t Snowballs.

[frithguild]

Bush’s fault

[unixfox]

If it would have been a good craft beer I might be concerned. But Busch? Not so much.

[Oratam]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I’m on my way with the dip!

[bgill]

This morning, it was reported that a truck full of chocolate burned up. What a horrible shame.

[Larry Lucido]

Where is that Far Side cartoon where the cat is looking out the window at a collision between a rodent truck and a truck full of small, flightless birds?

[tophat9000]

Hey.. where’s the guacamole truck?

[tophat9000]

I guess the truck must of hit a “dip” in the road

[Lurker]

You win.

L

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"Hey.. where’s the guacamole truck?"

It was over at the collision of the Corona truck and a truck full of limes. :-)