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Cruz Campaign Hammered by Endorsements [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 Mar 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/20/2016 11:10:22 AM PDT by John Semmens

The slim mathematical odds for Texas Sen. Ted Cruz to win the GOP presidential nomination were further narrowed this week by endorsements of his candidacy from Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) and former Republican presidential nominee Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney.

Graham expressed sorrow that "it has come to this. With so many better qualified candidates available, the race has boiled down to a choice of evils. If someone had only murdered Cruz as I had hoped, we might have had a better outcome. Alas, that didn't happen. So, I reluctantly throw my weight behind the second worst option still in the running: Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas."

Romney professed to be "standing by my 'anybody but Trump' philosophy. Obviously, Sen. Cruz would not have been my first choice. However, at this point in the race, he obviously is the last choice with any chance of stopping Trump from getting the nomination. I will hold my nose and vote for Cruz in the Utah caucus. I urge other Republicans to do the same in the states where votes and caucuses are yet to be held."

Donald Trump's campaign manager Corey Lewandowski wondered "whether Cruz can recover from such a blow. I mean, both of these guys are big time LOSERS. Graham couldn't rise above a 1% level of support in his feeble run for the nomination. Romney managed to lose to Obama despite the worst economy in decades. I think getting the backing of these guys is like having an anchor tied around your neck."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2016/03/19/hillary-calls-woman-poor-shopper/


TOPICS: Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: cruz; romney; satire; trump
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1 posted on 03/20/2016 11:10:22 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Ouch, that’s gonna leave a mark.


2 posted on 03/20/2016 11:15:23 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: John Semmens

Thanks, John. As always, your semi-satire/news makes my day!


3 posted on 03/20/2016 11:17:36 AM PDT by EDINVA
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To: John Semmens
Lindsay woudn/t have had to jump in if Cruz had been murdered?

Well, why didn/t Cruz do the decent thing----as is being currently debated on college campuses.....and commit suicide b/c he/s a white man of privilege (has two ivy league degrees and a blonde wife).

4 posted on 03/20/2016 11:18:40 AM PDT by Liz (SAFE PLACE? A liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing can penetrate it.)
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To: John Semmens

I’m a Cruz supporter who found the article clever and well-conceived.


5 posted on 03/20/2016 11:34:03 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: John Semmens

Funny !! And the little trumpers go crazy deriding all of the Cruz supporters.


6 posted on 03/20/2016 11:37:29 AM PDT by altura (Cruz for our country)
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To: John Semmens

I mentioned the other night that Cruz was “slow to disavow” these endorsements ;-)


7 posted on 03/20/2016 11:46:39 AM PDT by bigbob ("Victorious warriors win first and then go to war" Sun Tzu.)
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To: altura

“trumpers”? “Cruz supporters”?

Something wrong with “Trump supporters? Or is that too mature for you,?


8 posted on 03/20/2016 11:49:45 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Rubio: All the slipperiness of Bill Clinton, with none of the smarts.)
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To: John Semmens

9 posted on 03/20/2016 12:00:22 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken! - voted Trump 2016 & Dude, Cruz ain't bona fide)
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To: COBOL2Java

I guess it must be. I’ve been called a Cruzbot so often it must be catching.

So, you’ve always used the ‘Cruz supporter’ term.

Well, congrats.

I think the childishness around here finally gets to people.


10 posted on 03/20/2016 12:14:23 PM PDT by altura (Cruz for our country)
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To: altura

The owner of this site has asked posters to throttle back on the rancor. It’d be nice to see.


11 posted on 03/20/2016 12:25:57 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Rubio: All the slipperiness of Bill Clinton, with none of the smarts.)
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To: COBOL2Java

The owner of this site also asked Freepers to consider a deal between Trump and Cruz which might insure a Republican victory.

The owner of this site was promptly vilified by trumpers who savaged his idea.

So, don’t pull the owner of this site crap on me.

And please show me some of your posts wherein you spoke respectfully of Cruz supporters.


12 posted on 03/20/2016 12:29:59 PM PDT by altura (Cruz for our country)
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To: altura

Hey, Cobol,

I just got this very kind and pleasant comment. I know you will appreciate it.

“You’re too stupid to get a joke but if you want real hate try your buddy Cruz’s hero Romney and BLM.

Great team you have there, loser”

See why I sometimes lose it a little?


13 posted on 03/20/2016 12:35:30 PM PDT by altura (Cruz for our country)
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To: altura

I am a Cruz supporter. I am also a Trump supporter. It’s the self-righteous posters I go after - of any stripe.


14 posted on 03/20/2016 12:54:05 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Rubio: All the slipperiness of Bill Clinton, with none of the smarts.)
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To: John Semmens

LOL. Great headline!

Reminds me of the castrati’s (liberals) policy of threatening an enemy with additional incentive packages.


15 posted on 03/20/2016 1:03:33 PM PDT by aquila48
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To: COBOL2Java

You hit a nerve by singling me out as a hateful person.

I mostly use ‘trumper’ as an abbreviation and not as derogatory. I never use trumpbot, although I may occasionally make a zombie reference.

I’m gonna post an exchange I just had. When anyone posts anything of substance to me, I try to answer in kind. Mostly, I get mindless insults when I say something against Trump.


Louis Foxwell to altura
You are a silly person. Trump has absolute control of everything he says. Look into his opposition to the NWO. You will be shocked to learn he is one of very few gazilionairs who not only oppose banks taking over countries but is running specifically to stop them. Why do you think the power elites are apoplectic about his candidacy? He represents a threat to their very existence.

altura to Louis Foxwell
First, I am not going to call you a silly person.
I may call you mistaken.
Trump has always done what he needed to do to get ahead and get buildings to name after himself.
To ‘do business’ Trump has colluded with mobsters, with Soros, with whoever he needed.
To ‘do business,’ Trump has hired illegals to build his buildings because Americans won’t work for him. He’s using illegals today in service work in his hotel in Miami.
To ‘do business,’ he has tried to drive small farmers off their land so tht the view from his casino wouldn’t be spoiled by ‘pigs.’
Whatever Trump says to you now about his positions is calculated.
He is smart enough to figure out what people want to hear, but in the end, he will wheel and deal with Congress to do what’s good for Trump.


You will notice that although I spoke ill about Trump, I was polite to the poster.

Why did you single me out?? I am not self-righteous... I may be a little righteous but not self-righteous.

How about you for being holier than thou?


16 posted on 03/20/2016 1:30:38 PM PDT by altura (Cruz for our country)
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To: altura
You hit a nerve by singling me out as a hateful person.

When did I do that? Please explain.

17 posted on 03/20/2016 1:34:02 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Rubio: All the slipperiness of Bill Clinton, with none of the smarts.)
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To: John Semmens

Alas, if only Romney and Lindsey had endorsed Trump.

No quicker way to deep-six a guy.


18 posted on 03/20/2016 1:39:14 PM PDT by Auslander154
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To: COBOL2Java

Oh, my Lord.

Are we still doing this?

You called me self-righteous.

I called you holier than thou.

I am ranked about No. 1000 in hateful posts.

I almost never post insults to individual posters with a few exceptions who have a vendetta against me.

As Harry Truman said, “I don’t give ‘em hell... I tell the truth and they think it’s hell.”

I tell the truth about Trump and am absolutely savaged here.

You claim to be a Cruz and Trump supporter which I find to be an oxymoron.

I still don’t know why you singled me out as a mean poster.

Didn’t you see the exchange I sent you where I politely responded even to a poster who called me stupid?

What is your problem with me?

Sorry, I don’t recall you but have we had previous unpleasant exchanges or something?


19 posted on 03/20/2016 1:41:19 PM PDT by altura (Cruz for our country)
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To: altura
You called me self-righteous.

Never did. I said "It’s the self-righteous posters I go after - of any stripe". If you took that to mean you personally, it was your own weak ego which interpreted it as such.

I never went after you personally.

Sorry, but if you choose to be a fragile snowflake on Free Republic, you're going to be awfully offended by many, many people - unnecessarily so.

You might want to consider toughening up a bit.

20 posted on 03/20/2016 1:50:09 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Rubio: All the slipperiness of Bill Clinton, with none of the smarts.)
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