Trump Campaign Receives Boost from Sharpton [semi-satire]

Donald Trump's bid to become president received a boost from an unexpected source when racist loon Al Sharpton promised to leave the country should Trump be elected.

According to Sharpton, his pledge to leave the country "is a desperate plea to the people who love me to spare my having to move out" and "would save the government the expense of having to deport me along with all the other so-called undesirables Trump has threatened to oust."

Trump's campaign manager Corey Lewandowski predicted that Sharpton's vow "will help Donald's efforts to win votes. Getting endorsements from friends is nice, but having the right enemies can also be a big help. Of course, as an American citizen, Mr. Sharpton would be in no danger of being deported by a Trump Administration. However, as a tax-cheat he could face prosecution. So it's not really a surprise that he might be planning to escape with his ill-gotten loot before that happens."

In related news, Trump says he will open up the libel laws once he becomes president. "Opponents who tell lies about me, the media who repeat those lies, and editors who smear me as untrustworthy won't be able to get off scot free," Trump declared. "They will be held accountable for purposely negative remarks and sued until they are broken of this horrible habit."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/192184-2016-02-26-semi-news-semi-satire-february-28-2016-edition.htm

Yeah, and Al Sharpie also promised to pay the cops what he owes them for libeling them in the Tawana Brawley fiasco before he leaves.

It’s all the incentive *I* need !!!

Thanks, John .. love your articles.

I have been saying that the quickest way to improve race relations in this country is by getting rid of Sharpton. Locking him up is what I had in mind, but if he wants to take the chicken run, that will work.

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8 posted on 02/26/2016 9:26:51 PM PST by Albion Wilde (Who can actually defeat the Democrats in 2016? -- the most important thing about all candidates.)

“They will be held accountable for purposely negative remarks and sued until they are broken of this horrible habit.”

Well, that would be a good start. But like everything else,
he’s just not tough enough on it. How about a 30 year prison
sentence with daily beatings to go along with the bankruptcy.
Mandatory life sentences for the scum that hire wetbacks and
a tax break for people who own 30 or more guns and 40k or
more rounds of ammo.

And while were at it .........

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12 posted on 02/27/2016 11:26:58 AM PST by Albion Wilde (Who can actually defeat the Democrats in 2016? -- the most important thing about all candidates.)

Getting endorsements from friends is nice, but having the right enemies can also be a big help.

"We hold these truths to be self evident." Looks like there is one more.

13 posted on 02/27/2016 11:37:58 AM PST by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken! - already voted for Trump 2016 & Dude, Cruz ain't bona fide)

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