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Obama's Secret Letter Now my co-conspirators, we are close to total victory!
The 19th century Barbary pirates of Tripoli had it all wrong.
It's foolish to attack the Judeo-Christian infidels with pirates and armies.
The secret is very simple: steadily poison the roots of their society from within.
I'm amazed at how much destruction we've achieved in only seven years.
We stirred up racial division; made people question the authority of laws and police.
We weakened the military too: undermined their morale, infrastructure, and training.
We pushed out the good generals and promoted the politically correct ones.
We even convinced Wall Street to finance our revolution.
In turn, we created a green-industrial complex and taxpayer bailouts for their mistakes.
We forged pacts with the Silicon Valley and Redmond techies to spy on voters 24/7.
Our regulations have hurt entrepreneurs -- anyone who seeks to build things on their own.
They even believed my Davos speech, I called Global Warming the biggest world threat!
Ha! The cowards don't even challenge such idiocy!
But our best tactic of all was to corrupt the voters themselves.
With free handouts, we made a large block of them dependent on government,
Another effective plan was to double the cost of private health care.
Sure, people grumbled at first, when they couldn't keep their family doctor.
Ha! That was just one of a thousand schemes we used to deceive them.
Opening the border wide to third world people also worked very well for us.
By destroying jobs, we brought the middle class to its knees. We own them now.
Surprisingly, we encountered very little resistance from the educated ones.
The liberal arts colleges did a great job in socialist indoctrination.
That was a bonus -- I can't claim any credit for it!
In turn, the socialist-brainwashed journalists quickly fell into line.
The corrupt politicians were even easier to persuade with perks and kickbacks.
Soon, the massive debt we've run up will cause the nation to implode like Greece.
Capitalism is on the verge of collapse thanks to our highly effective insurgency.
Yes, you should be so proud of our silent revolution to destroy the infidels.
But recently I've become quite concerned...
A few stubborn "patriots" are still clinging to their guns, religion, and freedom.
And an intrepid leader has emerged who aims to destroy our plans.
He loudly proclaims he will... Make America Great Again...
The Intrepid Trump
We have a country that we are proud of and that we love -- and we're not gonna lose!
There's an assault on everything we stand for. And we are going to stop the assault.
We will Make America Great Again.
About this picture essay...
One never knows where the mind will wander.
I found the Intrepid painting during a Google search and then discovered the first painting of a ship on fire and being abandoned. : It reminded me of Obama's America, and the large billow of smoke was perfect for inserting the dark image of Zero.
That led me to find a photo of Trump to put in the cloud behind Intrepid -- shown during the battle of Okinawa. The ship was hit by a kamikaze or two, killing a few dozen sailors. But the ship stayed in operation. After the battle she returned to San Francisco for repairs then returned again for the final stage of the war against Japan.
Some interesting Intrepid facts:
- USS Intrepid (1798) was an armed ketch captured as a prize by the US Navy on 23 December 1803. Later used by Commodore Stephen Decatur on a mission to enter Tripoli harbor and destroy the captured USS Philadelphia.
- Intrepid (yacht), US-22, was an America's Cup sailboat that competed in 1967 and 1970.
- And the USS Intrepid aircraft carrier is now a naval and aircraft history museum in Manhattan.
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