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UN to Consider Emergency Aid to Islamic State [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 Jan 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/22/2016 10:36:48 PM PST by John Semmens

A report that the Islamic State has been forced to cut the pay of its fighters in Iraq and Syria has sparked interest in a possible aid package for the beleaguered infant state.

"It's a simple matter of fairness," UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon observed. "With both Russia and the United States taking military action against them the Islamic State is in deadly peril. Maintaining the necessary fanaticism for those it sends into battle absent adequate financial rewards may be too big of an obstacle for them to overcome. It may be appropriate for us to provide some funding to help level the playing field."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/190270-2016-01-22-semi-news-semi-satire-january-24-2016-edition.htm


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bankimoon; iran; islam; jihad; kurdistan; lebanon; satire; syria; un

1 posted on 01/22/2016 10:36:48 PM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 01/22/2016 10:38:12 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“With both Russia and the United States taking military action against them...

Is the US taking action against them part of the sarcasm?

Russia’s done more in a few months than we have in over a year.

i know what putin is, but in this case, it’s true.

and we ARE aiding ISIS by turning a completely blind eye, and that’s an insult to blind people, to Turkey and its support of ISIS


3 posted on 01/22/2016 10:41:33 PM PST by dp0622
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To: John Semmens

They should have EBT cards, like the local jihadis.


4 posted on 01/22/2016 10:43:22 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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To: John Semmens

Thanks for the well needed distraction from the day to day internecine warfare.

Moon needed a little jab.


5 posted on 01/22/2016 10:43:29 PM PST by Cold Heat
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To: dp0622

Seriously man.....you really should take that stuff to the Putin appreciation threads...


6 posted on 01/22/2016 10:46:56 PM PST by Cold Heat
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To: Cold Heat

you’ve got to read entire posts, i’ve told you a million times.

i said i know what putin is.

reading is fundamental :)


7 posted on 01/22/2016 10:48:37 PM PST by dp0622
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To: dp0622

Well OK then!


8 posted on 01/22/2016 10:49:40 PM PST by Cold Heat
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To: Cold Heat

what a sarcastic post by me. i apologize.

but trust me, he’s an assassin and still KGB. I know that.

and he’s not in Syria to save the west. i know that.

and he bolsters at LEAST a few of our enemies. i know that.

but he is killing a lot of “moderates” as well as ISIS characters and i’d rather have a secular dictator in charge of Syria than these monsters.

again, i apologize.


9 posted on 01/22/2016 10:53:24 PM PST by dp0622
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To: John Semmens

How come ISIS doesn’t get too chair the U.N. Human Rights instead of Venezuela?


10 posted on 01/22/2016 11:11:48 PM PST by WhiskeyX
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To: John Semmens

This is a good one John!

LoL :-)

I sometimes wonder if you are actually a prophet and that much of your satire is actually a glimpse of our future. [shudder]


11 posted on 01/22/2016 11:47:22 PM PST by Bobalu (Even if I could take off, I could never get past the tractor beam!)
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To: John Semmens

To protect ISIS from the great satan United States kalif Obama has transferred U.S. arms to ISIS and provided hundreds of billions of dollars to support the civilization jihad.

Republicans approved all necessary expenditures and offered any assistance.

Death to America! Death to America! Inshalla. Allah Akbar!


12 posted on 01/23/2016 1:44:24 AM PST by Ray76 (Own it, Republican pukes.)
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To: dp0622
he’s an assassin and still KGB.

How many journalists or their close family members have died under OUR admin? Sumohadiwidjojo sure acts KGB.

13 posted on 01/23/2016 2:33:41 AM PST by rawcatslyentist (Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed,)
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To: John Semmens

Right after we pay Iran the billions.


14 posted on 01/23/2016 5:42:48 AM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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RUSSIA = took effective aciton against ISIS and i n a very short time has d estabilized them...

USA = dropped leaflets to warn of coming attacks, recruited, funded, trained and weaponized ISIS and PRETENDED TO FIGHT THEM, while actually stronly supporting them..... TREASON


15 posted on 01/23/2016 8:00:18 AM PST by zzwhale (acts of treason)
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To: dp0622

Not a problem...

It’s difficult sometime to tell the difference and I did not.

I am a 2nd gen Georgian, and the rooskies tend to get me lathered up.

:-)


16 posted on 01/23/2016 9:55:24 AM PST by Cold Heat
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To: Cold Heat

the “over there” Georgia?!

i dont blame you.


17 posted on 01/23/2016 10:00:28 AM PST by dp0622 (I Officially Don't Know Which One I'm Voting For Yet.)
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To: John Semmens

Good job, John. Thanks for the ping.


18 posted on 01/23/2016 10:31:49 AM PST by fatnotlazy
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