Santa Claus: Not Just His Suit is Red

Canada Free Press ^ | 12/31/15 | Dr. Alexander Nussbaum

[Sean_Anthony]

Say “Merry Christmas” all you want, there is no need to give Santa Claus any credit. You worked hard to pay for those gifts, and against all the obstacles the socialist state levied agaist you

Another season has passed in which Santa Claus promised big but actually delivered nothing.

It is thus obvious that he is a progressive socialist. Imagine my surprise then in reading an online article entitled “5 Signs That Santa Claus Is Actually a Puppet for the 1%”. Clear slander of Santa Claus, beyond all doubt a beacon of progressive liberalism. Let me state the case.

Reindeer Can Fly and Man Made Global Warming is Our Greatest Threat Santa Claus claims to get around, to every house in the world in one night, no less, using flying reindeer. Do you believe that bit of science? But in the progressive doctrine an external reality does not exist, the sole test for ideas is whether they promote the correct agenda. Known among other terms as “critical structuralism” this is the dominant research view in the social sciences and ever more encroaches on the hard sciences. Thus, for example, according to UN agencies Maimonides was a Muslim and the western wall and Jerusalem and indeed nothing in pre-20th century Israel has anything to do with Judaism. See, Santa’s sled really does fly using reindeer.

[Old Sarge]

There was an old song in college:

“Santa Claus has a red suit, he’s a Communist!
Santa Claus has a white beard, he’s a pacifist!
Santa Claus gives out free gifts, he’s a Socialist!
Santa Claus sees no borders, he’s an Anarchist!”