Posted on 12/26/2015 8:28:38 AM PST by Oldpuppymax
“Have a holly jolly..KWANZAA?”
How about “Homie got run over by a six fo, coming back from our crib kwanzaa eve, you be trippin sayin they ain’t no kwanzaa, but me and my crew say da sh!t be real..” NAAH, just doesn’t have the same ring” ;-)
Kwanzaa has already disappeared here in northern NJ (and I’m next to Newark); as another poster indicated, once there was no day off it just disappeared.
I haven’t seen any kwanzaa decorations this year, however, I don’t hang out in ‘hoods where it is possibly celebrated.
Blacks also need to be reminded
that voting is acting white.
Why do they use a white man’s calender to time their faux celebrations?
Keep it up. I’m serious. You have a bright future writing lyrics for Kwaanza. Just don’t let anybody know that you have a pigment deficiency (if that be the case).
It doesn’t matter; American blacks want to pretend they have a distinct African culture (which they don’t), and use that as a crutch to excuse their failures (economically, educationally, socially).
re: It’s time for the Kwanzaa Cake! (Possibly the nastiest pastry concoction ever invented.)
That wins the prize for the ugliest cake ever made on the Food Network.
Thanks! Melanin challenged? Maybe I am, maybe I ain’t :)
Thanks! Melanin challenged? Maybe I am, maybe I ain’t :)
See, I’m thinking you could be Kwanzaa’s Irving Berlin. Berlin, a good Jewish boy, wrote the most popular Christmas song of all time, White Christmas. So even if you are melanin challenged, if you have that very special gift of song writing for Kwanzaa so evident in the lovely lyrics you came up with simply off the top of you head, you really should not let that gift go to waste. Just don’t let them know if you are “challenged”. Maybe you should change your name to something more Afrocentric..... Then you will be able to fool all those white female elementary school teachers who don’t know any better.
On the second day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the third day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Three Dixie Chicks.
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the fourth day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Four Lenin busts.
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the fifth day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Five fel-on-ies.
Four Lenin busts,
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the sixth day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Six Castro jumpsuits.
Five fel-on-ies,
Four Lenin busts,
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the seventh day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Seven Mao pajamas,
Six Castro jumpsuits,
Five fel-on-ies,
Four Lenin busts
Three Dixie Chicks,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
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