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UN Officials Aghast at Unwarranted Reaction to Muslim Violence [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 Dec 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/20/2015 9:36:30 AM PST by John Semmens

The UN's Adama Dieng, special adviser on the prevention of genocide, and Jennifer Welsh, special adviser on the responsibility to protect civilians warned against the unwarranted reactions of non-Muslims to recent terror attacks in Paris and San Bernardino, California.

"Every religion has its own idiosyncratic beliefs and behaviors," Dieng pointed out. "What may seem bizarre, incomprehensible and inexcusable to one faith may be the epitome of devout observance to another. For Muslims it is important to show ones faith by taking up arms against unbelievers. For Christians, Jews, Buddhists, or whatever, to object evinces a shameful intolerance."

Welsh concurred and added "demanding that Muslims refrain from waging holy war on unbelievers would be like demanding that Catholics give up their wine and wafer rites or that Jews give up their matzohs. Such infringements would unjustifiably meddle in each religion's sacred values. If we truly wish to be tolerant we must accept each religion as its practitioners see fit to exercise it. I'm not saying that non-Muslims must sit by idly while Muslims try to kill them. They can, if they choose, fight back. But they should not disrespect Muslims for merely adhering to the requirements of their faith."

In related news, the Islamic State (IS) issued a fatwa declaring that children born with disabilities must be put to death. According to IS's interpretation of Sharia law, "birth deformities reflect Allah's disapproval of the child. Killing the child is the proper response to Allah's divine message." IS also announced it will conquer Rome, murder the Pope, and enslave Christian women.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2015/12/19/sanders-campaign-breach-called-most-serious-threat-ever/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: isis; islam; satire; un

1 posted on 12/20/2015 9:36:30 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Has Hillary found the ISIS recruitment videos featuring Trump?

Where are they?


2 posted on 12/20/2015 9:41:32 AM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: John Semmens

Trying to find the satire ...


3 posted on 12/20/2015 9:55:04 AM PST by SES1066 (Quality, Speed or Economical - Any 2 of 3 except in government - 1 at best but never #3!)
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To: John Semmens

“I REALLY mean this with no disrespect.................”

BANG!!!!

......and another one bites the dust.

It’s fine by me.


4 posted on 12/20/2015 10:47:05 AM PST by Flintlock (Our soapbox is gone, the ballot box stolen--we're left with the bullet box now.)
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To: John Semmens

The UN long ago reconciled the barbarity of Stalin, Mao, Ho and Pol Pot. ISIS doesn’t even raise an eye brow.


5 posted on 12/20/2015 12:46:11 PM PST by Spok ("What're you going to believe-me or your own eyes?" -Marx (Groucho))
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