Posted on 11/07/2015 1:17:34 PM PST by John Semmens
In an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel’s late night talk show, presidential candidate Hillary Clinton proclaimed her election next year as "inevitable. Nominally, Bernie Sanders is still in the race, but since he virtually endorsed me at the debate I think he's seen the writing on the wall and will soon follow Webb and Chafee to the exit."
She was even more dismissive of the Republican candidates calling them "an assortment of nuts oblivious to what it takes to govern. If we are to believe the polls, GOP voters are rejecting the one candidate who has a successful record of governing the State of Florida. Even at that, none of them have had to make the hard choice to put people in harm's way for the good of the country. They are all neophytes with clean hands."
So confident is the former Secretary of State that she averred that not even her husband could beat her in an election. "He would run again if he could," Hillary said. "But he wouldn’t stand a chance in a race against me. He is a skirt-chaser in an era when the American voter is yearning for a skirt-wearer. I am that unstoppable skirt-wearer."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2015/11/07/hillary-boasts-i-am-unstoppable/
Pride goeth before a fall.
She has diarrhea?
Her miserable countenance could knock a buzzard off a sh**wagon.
I still remember an interview with Hillary way back when, the interviewer asked her something to the effect of what would happen if she weren’t the nominee? She said, “It WILL be me.” Oh, well.
A skirt wearer? Bwahahahahahaha!
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