I have a dream (about Jane Fonda)

A Herd of Turtles ^ | 9/26/15

[LibWhacker]

I have a dream

Unpublished Work © 2005 Mike Swagerty 1966-67 USMC

There was a time I thought I’d live forever, I was too damn tough to die

But after all these years of abusing myself I’m damned if I know why

And it’s looking like my living days will soon be in my past

But there’s one thing, Lord, that I need from you, before I breathe my last.

I’ve probably asked for too much while I was taking up my space

But, I need to ask for one more thing, before I leave this place.

If you’ll grant me one last final wish, I’ll offer up my soul

Then take me any time you want, while they plant me in that hole.

Lord, please let me live , to see Jane Fonda die!

Then you can send me down to hell, and I’ll smile while I fry

I know you’ve let her live too long, but I'm damned if I know why,

So, please let me live, to see Jane Fonda die!

Some friends and I spent some time in a place called Viet Nam

Most of us left here young boys, but we all came back a man.

They didn’t let us make the rules, so we did what we were told

And almost sixty thousand men lost their chance at getting’ old.

Back home they marched against the war, and called us evil names

Like ‘baby killers’, and ‘war mongers’; and said we were insane

And, hell, we just ignored them, and let ‘em have their fun

We’ve forgotten almost all their names, but we won’t forget this ONE…..

While our friends were dying in the south, she flew up to Hanoi

And sat on anti-aircraft guns that were shooting down our boys

And the smile she wore while sitting there for all the world to see!

Is something that we won’t forgive for all eternity!

So, Lord, let me live to see Jane Fonda die!

Then you can send us both to hell, and I’ll smile while we fry!

I know you’ve let her live too long, but I'm damned if I know why.

But please, Lord, let me live to see Jane Fonda die!

Well, the traitor bitch went into hiding, for almost 40 years.

But that don’t mean a hill of beans to the mom’s who cried those tears

After losing sons who paid the price, so she could protest war

So you need to send her down to Hell; we don’t want her here no more!

OH, Please let me live to see Jane Fonda die!

I wanna piss and dance on her grave, and then I’ll gladly fry!

I know the price is condemnation, but this will be a celebration!

So, Lord! Please! Let me live, to see Jane Fonda die!

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[Jan_Sobieski]

She has made a great urinal target for many years. Though I do pray that she repents and gets right with God, when she does pass, I will miss *issing on her.

[unread]

Shame on me.!! I lifted that one in a micro second..!!

Excellent...!!!

[sasquatch]

I did not serve but revere those who did. I’d be glad to see Jane gone. I won’t piss on anyone’s grave. Well, most anyone’s. Yeah, I’d piss on her grave. There. To the Vets:
Be well and be safe. You are heros. THANK YOU.

[cloudmountain]

Any dream of her is just a nightmare. Maybe you had too many covers on or forgot to open a window.

[umgud]

I have never forgiven. I also don’t remember her asking.

[MrEdd]

Needs a wood chipper.

[EEGator]

[Scrambler Bob]

urinal target ....

Yep. Peed on her myself, more than once at a Navy research and test facility head. Many Vets worked there.

[Farmer Dean]

A rope? Vlad the Impaler had a better method of dealing with people like her.

[dfwgator]

My dream is downing a case of beer then going to her grave.

[jmaroneps37]

We pee on Jane at the marine Corps League detachment 246 on Staten Island and have for years. We have peed out the targets a number of times but always get new ones.

[Vaquero]

Jane was just a feeble minded bitch full of leftist propaganda

An interesting stanza was:

Some friends and I spent some time in a place called Viet Nam
Most of us left here young boys, but we all came back a man.
They didn’t let us make the rules, so we did what we were told
And almost sixty thousand men lost their chance at getting’ old.

The real war criminal was LBJ who micromanage a war that had no end. Just fight and die...
Gonna fight a war? Plan to win.....we haven't fought a war to win since 1945

[dainbramaged]

My dream is downing a case of beer then going to her grave.
I'll bring the asparagus.

[Stormdog]

“The real war criminal was LBJ who micromanage a war that had no end. Just fight and die...”

He had help... a POS named Robert S. McNamara.

[Vaquero]

Yup one of JFK’s whiz kids

[rockrr]

” ‘...You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!’

[meatloaf]

You’ll have to stand in line to piss on her grave.

[Popman]

-——You’ll have to stand in line to piss on her grave.-——

You will never get the chance.... She has stated she will be cremated....

Just because of that sentiment...

[S.O.S121.500]

“Needs a wood chipper”......

And a hog trough......

And hogs.........