Posted on 09/02/2015 8:38:41 AM PDT by Reverend Saltine
Paramatta, AUS.
by Cecil Throckmorton-Sykes, Neutral Liberal Journalist
Shocking violations!
Not only did an innocent, very well-dressed, inherently superior Muslima punch a male cop in the face, but when her cell phone was confiscated from its hiding place she justifiably shrieked at the female cop, “Don’t touch my phone, you’re a whore, you are Christian, you will burn in hell. You will be the first one in uniform to have your throat slit.”
Naturally, to right this injustice to the sacred personage of the well-dressed Muslima, Magistrate Margaret “Maxi-Pads” McGlynn dropped the charges against her, even though not only had she punched a cop, but she threatened to slit his throat as well. Uh…two cops; throats to be slit. (So much to do; so little time.)
Amid shrieks of “Death To Australia! Death To America! Death To Peanut Butter! Death To The NFL! Death To Bieber!” Magistrate Maxi-Pads absorbed several kicks to her ass by the abused Muslima, while apologizing for the abusive and insensitive behavior of the police. “May Allah allow it, peace be upon you, we are sorry for our ignorance of the supremacy of your glorious religion!” pleaded Magistrate Pads.
The Muslima's attorneys at Goldstein, Weinstein, Silverstein, Goldberg, Silverberg, Weinberg, and Shabazz, say they will file suit for damages in the amount of $15,000,000,000 USD.
Noted Right Wing JEWISH, HEBREW, HEBRAIC, JEWESS, NON-MUSLIM, RACIST, ZIONIST, HEEB BITCH, foul-mouthed Jewish Hebrew Judaic Fanatic Jew Pamela Geller said this, “Islamic supremacism is the common theme of Islam in the West, as well as of Islam everywhere else. From ISIS to CAIR…Special rights for a special class. Savagery pays in the modern age of the primitive.”
The two offending police officers will be beheaded for offending Muslims, tonight; film at 11:00. International warrants for hate speech have been issued to arrest the Hebrew Jew Zionist Hebraic, Judaeo, Jewess fanatic Pamela Geller.
Uh...what?
Someone has been into the tequila
They’re coming to take me away, HA HA!
it’s satire: use of truth, irony, and humor to highlikght something
humor
sorry to hear that; stay out of the bushes
Uhhhhh...it’s satire kids....
newbie blog pimp that isn’t making a whole hell of a lot of sense is what I surmise
But attacks either editorially or physical against Christian and Jews is free speech but editorial attacks against mussies is hate speech.
Death To Peanut Butter!
Oh no she didn’t!
surmise this
Newbie posts these types of articles almost daily. He knows he’s supposed to post (SATIRE) in the article, but he won’t.
THAT is exactly the point of the satirical piece herein today, yes.
pimp this
Every day I wash myself with homemade soap from hog lard and lye.
No moslem would dare touch me!-I hope.
The “satire,” false but true original article some of us were lured into viewing is so labeled.
nice to know - im sorry we don’t have a block feature
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