Posted on 08/29/2015 10:58:25 AM PDT by PROCON
It only took a matter of minutes for liberals across the board to begin demanding more gun control after the Roanoke shootings on live TV on Wednesday.
Existing gun control laws didn't stop the mentally disturbed Vester Lee Flanagan from buying a Glock and killing two young journalists whose crime apparently was being white and heterosexual, so the natural liberal reaction is to create more laws to do the same thing. This time it will work!
Remember the definition of insanity?
In a brotherly effort to help liberals out without trampling on the rights of conservatives or libertarians, I'd like to make some suggestions that would allow liberals' gun-control dreams to finally come true.
To reduce gun violence to near zero (there will always be some violence), all you have to do is enact all the most draconian gun laws ever suggested, but only apply them to liberals.
Think about it. Liberals always want special privileges for themselves, so we should give them the privilege of becoming individual gun-free zones. This would get right to the heart of the problem because easily nine out of every 10 infamous mass shootings are by a self-confessed liberal of some sort, including liberals' Muslim jihadist allies.
Fort Hood: registered Democrat and a Muslim.
Virginia Tech: registered Democrat, sent hate mail to President Bush.
Colorado Theater: registered Democrat, worker on Obama campaign, Occupy participant.
Columbine: not old enough to vote, but both families dedicated Democrats and progressive liberals.
Navy yard shooter: progressive liberal, Obama supporter. University of Alabama: liberal Obama supporter.
Etc.
So take all guns away from anyone who: is a registered Democrat, has expressed support or admiration for President Obama, is able-bodied but refuses to work, supports Occupy, has looted an electronics store, has played the knockout game, has come across the border illegally, thinks Obamacare works, believes bakers should be legally forced to bake gay-wedding cakes, blames Bush for the existence of ISIS, thinks climate change is a dire emergency, calls Michelle Obama sexy, thinks Planned Parenthood is a women's health care provider, believes drugs should be legalized, or lectures about mankind destroying the planet while using a private jet to get to speaker events.
Taking guns from liberals and barring them from buying new ones would eliminate most potential mass shooters' opportunity to cause mayhem.
Some might just turn to other weapons, but building bombs and learning to fly airliners require ingenuity and planning, two things liberals aren't good at.
Plus, to keep those inventive liberals under control, law-abiding citizens of the conservative or libertarian persuasions would be open-carrying guns in public, so any overly energetic liberals would likely be put down like dogs rather quickly.
As a parallel program, we would rearm our Border Patrol with heavy weapons, advanced sensor packages for detecting underground tunnels and rapid-response missile-packing drones for those days when the Mexican army crosses the border "by accident" or some cartel feels it can fire with impunity on U.S. law enforcement.
In one final step, charge any government employee who knowingly releases an illegal immigrant into the interior with treason.
Targeting liberals and their guns would bring a swift end to mass shootings and many of our crime problems.
Liberals want gun control? I say we give it to them.
Well, tongue-in-cheek notwithstanding, the guy does have some good points for ending gun violence: Ban liberals from owning them.
So, can I keep my fork and knife?
LOCK UP THE CRIMINALLY INSANE.
They kill with SUVS, poison, knives and machetes, knock out games, strangulation and fisticuffs, suicide trips while flying planes full of passengers and on trains, arson, and more.
LOCK THEM UP. Saying they are medicated doesn’t stop them from acting out. It makes them PASS for normal. If a driver who’s been drinking ‘passes’ the field test olympics, does it mean that his BAC is inadmissible because he ‘passed’ for normal?
The criminally insane pass for normal until they don’t when they eventually lash out.
Along with T-shirts that say, “I am a gun-free zone.”
We can disarm the American people but what will we do about all of the mass murders. Gun control won’t stop them from happening. Anyone who believes that it will, might want to lighten up with the “recreational” drugs.
You can’t bring a pocket knife on a plane yet the 9-11 hijackes all sat in first class where it is common for the passengers to get steak knives.
There are more background checks to buy a gun than to become an American citizen.
All liberals should be disarmed.
I understand that. My reply was about gun control in general. I’m all for disarming libs since the majority of these mass murderers are liberals.
Absolutely!
Liberalism, being a mental/spiritual disorder should be harshly dealt with to keep them away from sane society.
LOCK UP THE CRIMINALLY INSANE.
Why? the liberals will just turn them loose again.
If they cannot legally be held accountable for their actions by reason of insanity then they should not be permitted to roam freely without a legal guardian accompanying them (or house lock up or housed in a mental health facility).
Sporks, but no hammers or fireplace tools and logs.
It’s the obvious logical solution. No emotional thinkers with guns or knives.
The liberals love to let them free to make them feel good. It must be some sort of professional Curtice.
If the “ criminally insane” are all locked up, there will be no liberals with a key to let them out.
Those graphics pretty much seal the case then, thanks.
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