Posted on 05/24/2015 6:34:46 AM PDT by John Semmens
Self-described socialist and candidate for the 2016 Democratic presidential nomination Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders promised voters that everything will be free when Im president.
In a country as rich as ours it is shameful that mere lack of money should block anyone from having all the good things of life, Sanders said. No one should be stigmatized by having to grovel to qualify for food stamps or be denied entry into college because they cant afford it or dont have good high school grades. Anyone who wants to eat should simply be permitted to take food from a grocery store or restaurant. Anyone who wants to go to college should be allowed in, no questions asked.
Payment for all these freebies will come from a confiscatory tax on excess assets and income. Only pure arrogance drives the notion that people who are smarter and harder-working should get more than those less well-endowed by nature or nurture, the Senator contended. Just because you are lucky enough to inherit intelligence or learn to be enterprising from the good example of your parents doesnt mean you earned it. A person born to stupid and shiftless parents isnt at fault for his lack of effort. Why then should his rewards be contingent on the exertions he doesnt make?
Every human being is entitled to an equal share of the Earths bounty, Sanders declared. Ensuring an equitable distribution is governments responsibility. Voters can count on me to fulfill this responsibility.
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Did he actually say that “Everything will be free”? If so he must certainly be completely NUTZ!
Bernie is the ultimate solution for income inequality
Yup! Lol!
Bernie sanders is insane. If everything is free would do the work?
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