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Jeb Bush Contends He Is "a Latino Trapped Inside an Anglo Body" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 May 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/02/2015 4:57:28 PM PDT by John Semmens

In a speech in Puerto Rico, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush (R) told the audience that "I am a Latino trapped inside an Anglo body." Bush lamented that "there is no ethnic reassignment protocol like there is gender reassignment therapy for a woman trapped inside a man's body. Nevertheless, I feel as if I am an illegal immigrant and want to do what I can to secure the rights of all my compatriots to enjoy the fruits of US citizenship."

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: bush; illegals; latino; satire
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1 posted on 05/02/2015 4:57:28 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

lol


2 posted on 05/02/2015 4:58:43 PM PDT by GeronL (Clearly Cruz 2016)
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To: John Semmens

oh let us HOPE that some genius at Johns Hopkins dos’nt get a hold of this,..and attempt the impossible.


3 posted on 05/02/2015 4:59:25 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: John Semmens

What the hell is an “Anglo”?


4 posted on 05/02/2015 5:02:09 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: John Semmens

Now that’s just giving them ideas, John.

Be careful....

or

Write a book about it. :>)


5 posted on 05/02/2015 5:07:07 PM PDT by xzins (Donate to the Freep-a-Thon or lose your ONLY voice. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: GeronL

kinda like Bruce Jenner


6 posted on 05/02/2015 5:10:26 PM PDT by satan (The tree of liberty is dying in the drought.)
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To: satan

yeah, I got that.

:p


7 posted on 05/02/2015 5:17:59 PM PDT by GeronL (Clearly Cruz 2016)
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To: Fiji Hill
What the hell is an “Anglo”?

Another name for a white dude. I never heard the term, until I was stationed in Del Rio, TX.

8 posted on 05/02/2015 5:21:01 PM PDT by Mark17 (The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
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To: John Semmens

Of course if it was a Latina named
Jennifer Lopez,,,,


9 posted on 05/02/2015 5:27:20 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: Fiji Hill

It is the term Caucasian Hispanics use for Caucasians who claim that the terms Hispanic and Caucasian are mutually exclusive.


10 posted on 05/02/2015 5:27:33 PM PDT by The Cuban
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To: Fiji Hill

It is the term Caucasian Hispanics use for Caucasians who claim that the terms Hispanic and Caucasian are mutually exclusive.


11 posted on 05/02/2015 5:27:34 PM PDT by The Cuban
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To: Fiji Hill

You have to be able to prove you are pure Angle, with no Saxons or Jutes!


12 posted on 05/02/2015 5:28:24 PM PDT by proxy_user
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To: John Semmens

The First Mexican President


13 posted on 05/02/2015 5:31:35 PM PDT by Regulator
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To: Fiji Hill

rofl!!! I have no idea. Must mean a disgusting, degenerate, homophobic, xenophobic, child eating, (after they kill him) gun toting, indian/black/latino/woman killing, gringo loving, war monger.
I am so embarrassed of the whole thing I check “black” on the questionnaires lol


14 posted on 05/02/2015 5:37:22 PM PDT by dp0622 (Franky Five Angels: "Look, let's get 'em all -- let's get 'em all now, while we got the muscle.")
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To: dp0622

LOL, that is probably closer to the truth than anything.


15 posted on 05/02/2015 5:44:39 PM PDT by Mark17 (The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
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To: proxy_user

Actually just speaking English as your primary language could be enough...it depends on what the meaning of the word “Anglo” is.


16 posted on 05/02/2015 5:45:01 PM PDT by scrabblehack
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To: John Semmens

So funny!


17 posted on 05/02/2015 5:45:28 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: "I should like to drive away not only the Turks (moslims) but all my foes.")
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To: John Semmens

Jeb Bush is a democrat trapped in a RINO body.


18 posted on 05/02/2015 5:54:17 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: John Semmens
B T T T ! ! ! ©

19 posted on 05/02/2015 5:58:50 PM PDT by onyx (PLEASE SUPPORT FR. Donate Monthly or Join Club 300! God bless you all.)
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To: John Semmens

To me, Jeb Bush looks like Hillary. He may be Hillary’s sister trying to be butch. The boy definitely has an identity crisis, and confusion over which country he belongs to. His heart is in Mexico, and his pudgy little head needs to follow him there.


20 posted on 05/02/2015 6:04:42 PM PDT by pallis
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