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Clinton Wipes Server, Cites Right Against Self-Incrimination [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 28 March 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/31/2015 9:10:59 AM PDT by John Semmens

In what her backers are calling the “perfect checkmate” move, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has sought to blunt all further inquiries into her activities while at the Department of State by completely reformatting the server used for her email correspondence while she was in office.

“Those who are trying to prove that I’m guilty of violating the law will have to do it without access to documents formerly on my own private server,” Clinton announced. “They may grouse that since I used this server for all my official correspondence as Secretary of State that I had no right to destroy these documents. That is mere assertion. I contend that the Constitutional guarantee against self-incrimination gives me every right to withhold evidence that could be used against me.”

It’s not only State Department correspondence that has gone missing. Records relating to the Clinton Foundation’s dubious solicitation of donations from questionable sources was also believed to be on the computer server that Hillary wiped clean.

Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC), Chairman of the House’s Select Committee on Benghazi, saw Clinton’s actions as “obstruction of justice.” Nevertheless, Clinton dared the Republican to make something of it. “I doubt the GOP has the stomach for it,” Hillary taunted. “Even if they could prove obstruction, it’s still a minor irritation compared to what I could’ve faced if I had surrendered the server.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2015/03/28/bergdahl-didnt-desert-lawyer-says/


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: criminal; hillary; obstruction; satire; soshillary

1 posted on 03/31/2015 9:10:59 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

A pre-pleading of the fifth amendment from the lying hag?


2 posted on 03/31/2015 9:16:20 AM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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To: John Semmens

You have a right to remain silent, you have a right to destroy evidence, you have a right to a lawyer....


3 posted on 03/31/2015 10:06:19 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: dainbramaged

Condition of employment does not apply to individuals who believe they are above the law, not to mention think they are veritable gods ensconsed on a liberal Mount Olympus.


4 posted on 03/31/2015 10:07:43 AM PDT by dblshot (I am John Galt.)
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To: John Semmens
To get rid of incriminating evidence, wiping a server is much easier than torching a whole floor of a building. (No lie - that is how Whitewater evidence was destroyed.)

One finger as opposed to the effort in order to hire a seedy character to pour the liquid and ignite it all.

And then you have to dispose of the person with the lighter.

Who has time for all that hassle?

5 posted on 03/31/2015 11:05:27 AM PDT by Slyfox (I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just: that his justice cannot sleep for ever)
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